CaB Haircut

[Hey, Punk!]

I am only 25, so there may still be time for baldness.

[checkoutgirl]

I had long hair but it was getting on my nerves and I had a few "come on little Timmy, let the woman pass" moments when out shopping so I thought it was time.
I took the scissors to it but it ended up looking like PJ and Harvey era Declan Donnelly which I wasn't happy about so I chopped it again and it was far too short and looked ridiculous.
It's grown to a nice length now and if I ruffle it up with a bit of dax, you can't really tell that I've cut it myself, I like to imagine.

Come on little timmy? PJ and Harvey?

Are you on crack cocaine?

[checkoutgirl]

Can we do a Zoom meet where we give each other instructions on how to cut each others hair, pissed.

I often cut my hair when I'm drunk.

[Marner and Me]

Why on earth would you do that lol

[Sebastian Cobb]

Come on little timmy? PJ and Harvey?

Are you on crack cocaine?

[salr]

Why on earth would you do that lol

wtf you have never shaved off all your hair to impress that girl in the office, then woken up at 6am monday morning thinking 'wtf did i do???'

[Brian Freeze]

Todays important information from round here is - if you let a seven year old and five year old cut your hair with clippers there is a strong possibility that people at work may start calling you Tufty. Hope this helps.

[checkoutgirl]

Why on earth would you do that lol

Alcohol reduces inhibitions. Famously so.

[Marner and Me]

How else does one get laid. However the urge to shave off my hair hasn't entered my mind

[Brian Freeze]

Mine's starting to look a little shaggy from certain angles.

Did you ever buy those blue shoes? Or did the cobbler say "sorry mate no can do, they dont match your face"

[ImmaculateClump]

Come on little timmy? PJ and Harvey?

Are you on crack cocaine?

Haha. Oops, yes, could have done with a comma there.

The second one was intentional, I'm ashamed to admit. I know it's not funny, but I couldn't help myself.

[Voltan (Man of Steel)]

Did you ever buy those blue shoes? Or did the cobbler say "sorry mate no can do, they dont match your face"

Ooh, well remembered. I did buy them and they look pretty sharp with my black Slazenger trackie bottoms, as anyone who witnessed me putting the bins out last night will attest. And my face isn't really green, more of a deep scarlet - purple, almost black around the eyes.

[salr]

Let it grow!  Not that I have an agenda to ensure long hair on all men, or anything.

NO! THIS IS PAINFUL!

shave the fucker off.

in the 70's my dad had hair down to his arse.

we must never speak of this time again.

just shave it all off.

[salr]

growing through the mullet phase is painful

then you have the fringe growing longer than you want too.

[Marner and Me]

My fringe when down is in my eyes atm.

[salr]

My fringe when down is in my eyes atm.

How do you cope with that. do you wear a hear-band or something?

[Marner and Me]

Just wear it flopped over tbh and put a nice side parting in. However my hair naturally curls up at the fringe.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Things really have changed here.

Does everyone still have phimosis?

Nah we cured that by doing group foreskin stretching sessions on Zoom during the lockdown.

[Head Gardener]

[Marner and Me]

I went for 90's curtains today.