Author Topic: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?  (Read 3751 times)

Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #120 on: May 18, 2020, 06:59:28 PM »
"I fuck all day / That's why I stink"
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I thought this was the worst rapper I'd ever heard, until that.

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #121 on: May 18, 2020, 11:57:19 PM »
But why would you put them on the radiator soaked in piss on the hottest day

You'd put them outside surely

Not everyone has an outside area wherein to put their piss-soaked undies without having them swiped by piss-soaked undie fetishists.

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« Reply #122 on: May 19, 2020, 12:29:04 AM »
According to Neil Kulkarni, Rick Witter of Shed Seven positively reeked of piss when he met him in a nightclub in the early 90s. This was pre Shed Seven being in the charts so maybe success was all Rick needed to give his keks a good wash.

I once stank of piss in a nightclub after I'd fallen into a urinal trough lengthways, wearing a white shirt. I managed to get out and then pass out on a couch with my face in an ashtray, allegedly muttering  "what's he got that I haven't?".

That was also before Shed Seven being in the charts. Small world.

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« Reply #123 on: May 19, 2020, 12:34:12 AM »

Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #124 on: May 19, 2020, 12:35:18 AM »
I once stank of piss in a nightclub after I'd fallen into a urinal trough lengthways

fucking hell

and I say this as someone who's followed through and carried on commando on at least one occasion.

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« Reply #125 on: May 19, 2020, 10:22:57 AM »
I had to use my grundies as bog roll in a Hard Rock Cafe on Crete, salvaging the elastic for a stylish Rambo style bandana.

Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #126 on: May 19, 2020, 10:39:12 AM »
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that (wash my anus)


That isn't going to smell nice.

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« Reply #127 on: May 19, 2020, 12:37:44 PM »

I keep reading it as CaB Reekers so here's my post

these reekers

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« Reply #128 on: May 19, 2020, 12:40:58 PM »
When MRS TTT met Des O'Connor she opined that he smelt of money, in the form of extraordinarily expensive after shave and various unguents.

On the speculative front I reckon 75% of CaBbers reek of regret with after notes of melancholy. 

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« Reply #129 on: May 19, 2020, 12:45:56 PM »
Not everyone has an outside area wherein to put their piss-soaked undies without having them swiped by piss-soaked undie fetishists.

You can have 'em back now, I've finished on them.

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #130 on: May 19, 2020, 12:51:54 PM »
You know the rules, TTT - pass them on to the next in the queue or risk a fervent tweaking by the Piss Master General. 

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #131 on: May 19, 2020, 12:57:37 PM »
Eamonn Holmes has something puffing out of his pores that makes him endlessly reek of curdled milk and some kind of rotting flange vomit.

Some people think that he sits in front of a greenscreen for all his video chats, but he's actually sitting in an ordinary room that has turned cartoonishly dead from his stench.

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« Reply #132 on: May 19, 2020, 02:12:48 PM »
Peter Simon, who I'm convinced isn't doing an act and is a genuine psychopath.

What, Peter Simon of Run the Risk fame? I wondered what had become of him.

Well OK no I didn’t, I forgot he existed in about 1995, but you know.

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« Reply #133 on: May 19, 2020, 03:31:02 PM »
I keep reading it as CaB Reekers so here's my post

these reekers

Oh why's that then x15874

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« Reply #134 on: May 21, 2020, 05:08:35 AM »
When MRS TTT met Des O'Connor she opined that he smelt of money, in the form of extraordinarily expensive after shave and various unguents.

On the speculative front I reckon 75% of CaBbers reek of regret with after notes of melancholy.

And the inside of a Tea Time biscuit tin that for the last ten years has held only own brand custard creams and plain digestives.  Now empty :(

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« Reply #135 on: May 21, 2020, 02:07:02 PM »
Katy Perry smells like fresh laundry and quim .

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« Reply #136 on: May 21, 2020, 04:39:45 PM »
fresh laundry and quim .

Milovan Srdenovic signs to major label, and told that his proposed band renaming , by way of compromise for radio airplay, is " simply not good enough."

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« Reply #137 on: May 21, 2020, 04:41:23 PM »
Milovan Srdenovic signs to major label, and told that his proposed band renaming , by way of compromise for radio airplay, is " simply not good enough."

Pressed linens and gash?

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« Reply #138 on: May 21, 2020, 05:36:37 PM »
What, Peter Simon of Run the Risk fame? I wondered what had become of him.

Well OK no I didn’t, I forgot he existed in about 1995, but you know.

The same. He presents on shopping channels now, in much the same style as he presented children's television.

Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #139 on: May 25, 2020, 03:55:32 AM »
An ex of mine said my sweat smells nice, that was on a hot day only a few hours after a shower though. I imagine my armpits are as fetid as any mans after a few days abstinence from basic hygiene. Amorous engagements do tend to cloud the mind a little too.

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« Reply #140 on: May 25, 2020, 10:29:34 AM »
You know the rules, TTT - pass them on to the next in the queue or risk a fervent tweaking by the Piss Master General.
A lad I used to work with, once a month would goto this blokes house. he'd then piss in a black bin bag with a pillowcase in it, get paid £50 and leave.

Apparently this guy then wore this piss soaked case whilst wanking.

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« Reply #141 on: May 25, 2020, 11:58:14 PM »
So?

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« Reply #142 on: May 26, 2020, 12:08:13 AM »
i bet dominic cummings smells like a randy 16-yr-olds wastepaper bin

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« Reply #143 on: May 26, 2020, 12:55:41 AM »
You know them Samsquantches?
They really stink.

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #144 on: May 26, 2020, 12:57:45 AM »
isnt that just a dude from Alabama?

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« Reply #145 on: May 26, 2020, 01:19:36 AM »
So?

Well I thought it was a fun story.
I instantly thought "there have to be far easier and cheaper ways of securing a pissy pillowcase"
but I'm guessing the financial hit, the arrangement, having the guy come over and watching him doing it. I'm assuming he had a few other people that would come at different times. It was all part of the guys 'hing.
Interesting. A good, fun, worthwhile post. I felt like I was Louis Theroux for a minute!

"So? What is point piss?"
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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #146 on: May 26, 2020, 01:32:17 AM »
How does one wear a pillowcase

Why am I asking

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #147 on: May 26, 2020, 01:39:40 AM »
And you wonder why more smelly celebs don't post here.

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« Reply #148 on: May 26, 2020, 01:48:51 AM »
How does one wear a pillowcase

I'm guessing you just put it over your head, let the cold, wet, yellow hued cloth cling to your face, greedily inhale the pissy fumes and wank yourself into oblivion.

That post-wank moment of self realisation where you feel like a silly little monkey and see the mess you've made, I can only imagine that's multiplied ten fold when you're wearing a 600 quid piss mask and you're staring down at your ruined cashmere sweater.

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #149 on: May 26, 2020, 05:21:41 AM »
I knew somebody who dated Tom Waits during the seventies. She said he was really lovely but always stank of whiskey and ciggies. Quelle surprisé.

I'd be genuinely disappointed if the young Tom Waits in his boho beatnik phase didn't reek of whisky and cigarettes, so that's nice to hear.

Peter Cook in his later years definitely stank of sweat, booze and fags. I have no first-hand evidence of this, but of course he did.

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