Author Topic: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?  (Read 3808 times)

BlodwynPig

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #30 on: May 18, 2020, 08:23:16 AM »
did they do anal

you're thinking of the greeks

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #31 on: May 18, 2020, 08:44:40 AM »
did they do anal

Absolutely.  People have been doing anal for centuries.  The modern idiom "every hole's a goal" derives from the medieval saying "every trench will satisfy thy quench"

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #32 on: May 18, 2020, 10:05:50 AM »
Russell Grant smells of lavender, peppermint and his budgerigars; his "pretties". He gently rocks back and forth in his cracked leather recliner, shawl pulled tight to keep out bad spirits, a limp hand mechanically raising a mint imperial from cut glass bowl to soft, flappy lips. "My pretties, my pretties.."

Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #33 on: May 18, 2020, 10:23:14 AM »
My friend worked for the labour party and said that John Prescott was a full time lifter.
Proper violent back of the throat stuff.

Fr.Bigley

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #34 on: May 18, 2020, 10:33:18 AM »
That lad from twilight Kristen something stinks to high heaven apparantly. And I looked at a photo and you can taste her through the screen

Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #35 on: May 18, 2020, 10:38:05 AM »
Late-career Neville Southall always looked like he'd be rather stinky.
Probably a mixture of sweat, piss and offal.

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #36 on: May 18, 2020, 10:44:23 AM »
I reckon Ronnie O'Sullivan is sharply pungent.

Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #37 on: May 18, 2020, 10:56:14 AM »
Nicolas Cage. I imagine he would smell oily, sour and sweaty.

Fr.Bigley

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #38 on: May 18, 2020, 11:02:18 AM »
Has anyone ever thought what it smelled like under badly drawn boys hat?

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #39 on: May 18, 2020, 11:10:34 AM »


You know he fucking reeks.

Fr.Bigley

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #40 on: May 18, 2020, 11:16:24 AM »


You know he fucking reeks.

The last time that suit was dry cleaned, formula one still advertised those fags he's smoking. Honking

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #41 on: May 18, 2020, 11:45:25 AM »
Pete Doherty definitely stinks, doesn't he?



Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #42 on: May 18, 2020, 11:48:38 AM »
Sir Keith Starmer uses Brut body wash apparently

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #43 on: May 18, 2020, 11:49:15 AM »

My Dad once described television wine critic Jilly Goolden as looking like "a woman who smells of a pair of pissy knickers, which have been left on a radiator to dry, during the hottest day of Summer".  He was not wrong.

Why would the radiator be on on the hottest day of summer

Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #44 on: May 18, 2020, 11:50:02 AM »


Doesn't dry his clothes properly so they smell musty.

Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #45 on: May 18, 2020, 11:59:37 AM »
Carol Underwood (The hyper-cheerful weather woman), smells of quiche. (I know cos I met her, and it's a fact.)

Carol Kirkwood?

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #46 on: May 18, 2020, 12:00:59 PM »
Mark E Smith once lamented to Mark Riley that people don't have their own smell anymore because they bathe too often, so I guess that implies that Mark Riley doesn't smell of anything and that Mark E Smith probably wasn't too arsed with personal hygiene-uh.

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« Reply #47 on: May 18, 2020, 12:09:37 PM »
Mark E Smith once lamented to Mark Riley that people don't have their own smell anymore because they bathe too often, so I guess that implies that Mark Riley doesn't smell of anything and that Mark E Smith probably wasn't too arsed with personal hygiene-uh.

He looked pretty grubby when he was fully into the booze and speed.

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #48 on: May 18, 2020, 12:21:30 PM »
Britney Spears looks like she always smells of layer after layer of stale vanilla perfume

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #49 on: May 18, 2020, 12:31:40 PM »
I looked at a photo and you can taste her through the screen

Can you send instructions on how to do this so I can apply it to Maya Hawke, thanks cheers

Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #50 on: May 18, 2020, 12:49:10 PM »
June 'Dot Cotton' Brown is notorious for clearing rooms with her sour corned beef stench.

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #51 on: May 18, 2020, 12:57:58 PM »
Remember that all the Kings and Queens of England stank of shit, and all the other people who were alive at the time stank of shit and in other countries their Kings and Queens stank of shit and all their citizens stank of shit.

The Cunt of Death definitely smells of piss. And death.

I bet Prince Damien McOmenface has a whiff of fire and brimstone about him.

Fr.Bigley

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #52 on: May 18, 2020, 01:00:21 PM »
Can you send instructions on how to do this so I can apply it to Maya Hawke, thanks cheers

Certainly, Visa or MasterCard?

Blue Jam

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #53 on: May 18, 2020, 01:02:55 PM »
Has anyone ever thought what it smelled like under badly drawn boys hat?

Baldness.

I remember he once did the Cash For Questions interview in Q magazine and one reader asked if his hat smelled and he got very pissed off. Because it smells of hidden baldness.

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #54 on: May 18, 2020, 01:05:18 PM »
I reckon Ronnie O'Sullivan is sharply pungent.

I reckon he wears some very expensive but not very tasteful aftershave, and far too much of it.

I reckon Judd Trump is probably the most fragrant of all the snooker players. Big Bill Werbeniuk must have been the least fragrant, no contest.

Fr.Bigley

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #55 on: May 18, 2020, 01:07:09 PM »
Alex James smells like cheese but not because he makes it, it's because he's a dirty dirty cunt that has knob fromage.

Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #56 on: May 18, 2020, 01:07:16 PM »
Michael Gove once tried to ban scented candles.

Blue Jam

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #57 on: May 18, 2020, 01:09:14 PM »
Britney Spears looks like she always smells of layer after layer of stale vanilla perfume

One Direction all reek of Lynx.

Fr.Bigley

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #58 on: May 18, 2020, 01:10:29 PM »
Michael Gove once tried to ban scented candles.

Only because they distracted him when he was trying to raise Satan over a goat blood pentagram.

Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #59 on: May 18, 2020, 01:10:49 PM »
Kate Hoey smells of Nigel Farage's arsehole.

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