Author Topic: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?  (Read 3807 times)

Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #60 on: May 18, 2020, 01:11:38 PM »


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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #61 on: May 18, 2020, 01:12:08 PM »
Sting? Stink, more like.

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #62 on: May 18, 2020, 01:12:34 PM »
On second thoughts, Judd Trump probably smells of whatever expensive lotions his Harley Street trichologist prescribes.

Stephen Hendry is probably quite fragrant, but with a basenote of Midlife Crisis.

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #63 on: May 18, 2020, 01:13:51 PM »
And Captain Tom Moore smells like Biryani..well his cock does.

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #64 on: May 18, 2020, 01:14:49 PM »
Russell Grant smells of lavender, peppermint and his budgerigars; his "pretties".

That fucker definitely reeks of patchouli.

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #66 on: May 18, 2020, 01:18:26 PM »
John Leslie's cock smells of your mum. And you sisters, and all of your aunts.

Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #67 on: May 18, 2020, 01:21:53 PM »
I bet Mick Hucknall kiffed.

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« Reply #68 on: May 18, 2020, 01:24:12 PM »
Certainly, Visa or MasterCard?

Sure you don't want paying Father, I still have the photographs.

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #69 on: May 18, 2020, 01:24:35 PM »
I bet Mick Hucknall kiffed.

It's the pissy ginger smell innit? Like Bianca from EastEnders and that ed Sheeran Lad- not even a motley crue groupie would lick that length

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #70 on: May 18, 2020, 01:25:13 PM »
Sure you don't want paying Father, I still have the photographs.

As you are my son. I'll send instructions immediately

Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #71 on: May 18, 2020, 01:25:52 PM »
Well that and the fact he claimed to be a massive shagger and looked like he needed a bath.

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #72 on: May 18, 2020, 01:38:29 PM »
Mark Francois stinks of the chip fat from a back alley kebab shop.

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #73 on: May 18, 2020, 01:43:32 PM »
Darts player Ted Hanley was called B. O. Baracus when he'd play darts around here.

Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #74 on: May 18, 2020, 01:51:16 PM »
Beyoncé’s hair might well smell of Lenor, if former Metro celeb gossip columnist and ‘Travelodge’s First Ever Writer In Residence’, Neil Sean, is to be be believed.  This is from his magnum opus ‘How to Live Like a Celebrity for Free’:



I’m sure one of Seany’s other top revelations was that Prince William created his own enigmatic fragrance by mixing two different eau de colognes, to give the impression of wearing an exclusive fragrance unavailable to the lumpen masses, but perhaps the Palace suppressed this revelation, as I can’t find it.

I had fun revisiting this excellent thread from 2015 scrutinising some of Seany’s top tips though -

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,49799.0.html

Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #75 on: May 18, 2020, 02:10:16 PM »
I thought she used timotei

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #76 on: May 18, 2020, 02:22:30 PM »
Beyoncé’s hair might well smell of Lenor, if former Metro celeb gossip columnist and ‘Travelodge’s First Ever Writer In Residence’, Neil Sean, is to be be believed.  This is from his magnum opus ‘How to Live Like a Celebrity for Free’:



I’m sure one of Seany’s other top revelations was that Prince William created his own enigmatic fragrance by mixing two different eau de colognes, to give the impression of wearing an exclusive fragrance unavailable to the lumpen masses, but perhaps the Palace suppressed this revelation, as I can’t find it.

I had fun revisiting this excellent thread from 2015 scrutinising some of Seany’s top tips though -

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,49799.0.html

Good old Neil Sean. As demonstrated by Dave Gorman, his Doctor Who DVD is a sight to behold too: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6ew6hc

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #77 on: May 18, 2020, 02:28:15 PM »
It's the pissy ginger smell innit? Like Bianca from EastEnders and that ed Sheeran Lad- not even a motley crue groupie would lick that length

My piss smells lovely, I'll have you know.

Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #78 on: May 18, 2020, 02:46:28 PM »
Peaches, stawberries and Treseme


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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #79 on: May 18, 2020, 02:49:19 PM »
Well that and the fact he claimed to be a massive shagger and looked like he needed a bath.

"I fuck all day / That's why I stink"

Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #80 on: May 18, 2020, 02:49:44 PM »
Why would the radiator be on on the hottest day of summer
he never said it was

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #81 on: May 18, 2020, 02:52:39 PM »
I can't find it now, but I remember that Mumsnet thread about celebrity encounters, and how one poster said she'd met Johnny Depp and that he was beautiful "but he absolutely stank of fags, which ruined it a bit". That's all I can think about when I see him now.

Aaron Paul is probably all fragrant and squeaky-clean but he always looked a bit grubby in Breaking Bad.

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #82 on: May 18, 2020, 02:55:25 PM »
I can't find it now, but I remember that Mumsnet thread about celebrity encounters, and how one poster said she'd met Johnny Depp and that he was beautiful "but he absolutely stank of fags, which ruined it a bit". That's all I can think about when I see him now.

Aaron Paul is probably all fragrant and squeaky-clean but he always looked a bit grubby in Breaking Bad.

Fags and his fragrance, sausage.

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #83 on: May 18, 2020, 02:58:28 PM »


Well there you go then. For some reason Charles gives me the feeling of being in a slightly sticky cinema

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #84 on: May 18, 2020, 03:00:21 PM »


Well there you go then. For some reason Charles gives me the feeling of being in a slightly sticky cinema

This thing stinks for more reasons than his sharty undies. Odious little creature and wasn't there some bullshite about him talking shit about the woman that made him. He strikes me as the prick who'd provoke you into smacking him so he could immediately press charges.

Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #85 on: May 18, 2020, 03:03:10 PM »
Sir Teddy "Bone Marrow" Taylor smells of ospihrage.

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #86 on: May 18, 2020, 03:06:01 PM »
This thing stinks for more reasons than his sharty undies. Odious little creature and wasn't there some bullshite about him talking shit about the woman that made him. He strikes me as the prick who'd provoke you into smacking him so he could immediately press charges.

Any and every influencer is a certain kind of scum and their own circle of hell is currently under construction.

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #87 on: May 18, 2020, 03:09:31 PM »
Any and every influencer is a certain kind of scum and their own circle of hell is currently under construction.

One hundred percent agreed, and not a moment too soon.

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Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #88 on: May 18, 2020, 03:18:21 PM »
he never said it was

But why would you put them on the radiator soaked in piss on the hottest day

You'd put them outside surely

Re: Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?
« Reply #89 on: May 18, 2020, 03:23:21 PM »


Well there you go then. For some reason Charles gives me the feeling of being in a slightly sticky cinema

Who was that geezer on the auction channels who kept farting?

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