Celeb Reekers: who stinks in real life?

[Fr.Bigley]

Who was that geezer on the auction channels who kept farting?

Michael Aspel?

[ImmaculateClump]

"Pob! Have you been in mummies make up drawer again? I'm gonna stop you watching top of the pops if you carry on like this."

"American internet personality" it says here, I can feel my mind buckling, those words don't belong together.
I'll save it for another day when I'm feeling a bit more stable.

[pigamus]

When he brought Birmingham City Centre to a standstill I said I'd never fucking heard of him and people in that thread thought I was mental. I still don't understand who he is, what he does, or why he's famous. But at least you can get a bus into town now so thanks James

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Who was that geezer on the auction channels who kept farting?

Peter Simon, who I'm convinced isn't doing an act and is a genuine psychopath.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Imagine getting a good waft of Eric Bristow.

[Pingers]

Imagine getting a good waft of Eric Bristow.

Mmmmmm, Bristow

[Fr.Bigley]

When he brought Birmingham City Centre to a standstill I said I'd never fucking heard of him and people in that thread thought I was mental. I still don't understand who he is, what he does, or why he's famous. But at least you can get a bus into town now so thanks James

I read about that debacle, what's happened to the world

[MinnieTimperley]

Smegma

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

I read about that debacle, what's happened to the world

Influencers are like the QVC channel with jumpcuts and filmed inside oligarchs' own fortresses rather than the usual glare of the studio set.

Charles himself was the first man to appear on the front page of Covergirl interestingly (he does identify as male in case you have any questions).

[Keebleman]

The women at Greenham Common smelled so bad that the nuclear weapons next door had to move out.

[MinnieTimperley]

Liver and onions

[DrGreggles]

Peter Simon, who I'm convinced isn't doing an act and is a genuine psychopath.

There used to be (and may still be) a compilation of his 'highights' on YouTube.
He does seem genuinely unhinged.

[Fr.Bigley]

Influencers are like the QVC channel with jumpcuts and filmed inside oligarchs' own fortresses rather than the usual glare of the studio set.

Charles himself was the first man to appear on the front page of Covergirl interestingly (he does identify as male in case you have any questions).

Only one question, can I use the pronoun "that" like Sam Smith or would "it" be offended?

[pigamus]

Influencers are like the QVC channel with jumpcuts and filmed inside oligarchs' own fortresses rather than the usual glare of the studio set.

Charles himself was the first man to appear on the front page of Covergirl interestingly (he does identify as male in case you have any questions).

But QVC sell... stuff, right? Does he sell stuff as well?

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

Only one question, can I use the pronoun "that" like Sam Smith or would "it" be offended?

As far as I'm aware his pronouns are he/him and it would be offensive in general to intentionally fudge someone's pronouns!

Just the same as QVC it's about promoting 'spensive cosmetics 'gifted' by their sponsors. The trick is to make it seem more like it's a lifestyle type of thing. Moi?? Selling? Nooo this is just mee!!

[Fr.Bigley]

As far as I'm aware his pronouns are he/him and it would be offensive in general to intentionally fudge someone's pronouns!

Just the same as QVC it's about promoting 'spensive cosmetics 'gifted' by their sponsors. The trick is to make it seem more like it's a lifestyle type of thing. Moi?? Selling? Nooo this is just mee!!

Correct, I'm too stuck in my ecumenical ways. But he seems like soon he'll want to be known as they once the subscribers drop off/grow up/come to their senses.

[Twit 2]

Patsy Kensit smells of ospreys.

[Nice Relaxing Poo]

The women at Greenham Common smelled so bad that the nuclear weapons next door had to move out.

My dad was a member of the MOD police taking care of the base as it was wound down to be closed. Sometimes the women cut the fence (even though the nukes had gone) so they got nabbed for criminal damage. He said the stench of them was eye watering, I suppose sitting around the smoke of a campfire for a month without changing your clothes or showering would do that.

[Sebastian Cobb]

How many cunts on vespas did he nick though?

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

Correct, I'm too stuck in my ecumenical ways. But he seems like soon he'll want to be known as they once the subscribers drop off/grow up/come to their senses.

I dunno about that. The road down which one speculates on another's identity is laced with spikes, wasps and other unpleasantries we don't want for ourselves

[Nice Relaxing Poo]

According to Neil Kulkarni, Rick Witter of Shed Seven positively reeked of piss when he met him in a nightclub in the early 90s. This was pre Shed Seven being in the charts so maybe success was all Rick needed to give his keks a good wash.

[pigamus]

As far as I'm aware his pronouns are he/him and it would be offensive in general to intentionally fudge someone's pronouns!

Just the same as QVC it's about promoting 'spensive cosmetics 'gifted' by their sponsors. The trick is to make it seem more like it's a lifestyle type of thing. Moi?? Selling? Nooo this is just mee!!

Ah, I see - so he's kind of a middleman?  I think I get how it works now.

[Fr.Bigley]

I dunno about that. The road down which one speculates on another's identity is laced with spikes, wasps and other unpleasantries we don't want for ourselves

Fairs. I'm old. And tired.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

According to Neil Kulkarni, Rick Witter of Shed Seven positively reeked of piss when he met him in a nightclub in the early 90s. This was pre Shed Seven being in the charts so maybe success was all Rick needed to give his keks a good wash.

He might have just borrowed some tramp's shoes, in order to be let into the nightclub.

[Fr.Bigley]

He might have just borrowed some tramp's shoes, in order to be let into the nightclub.

"Gies a blow job........I'll gie you a blow job"

[Brundle-Fly]

Alex James smells like cheese but not because he makes it, it's because he's a dirty dirty cunt that has knob fromage.

I once read in an interview that during the nineties he used to keep a raw carrot on his person at all times. This was because his favourite tipple was champagne which notoriously gives you bad breath. The carrot apparently neutralises this side effect. There. Another reason for people to hate Alex James.

[Brundle-Fly]

I can't find it now, but I remember that Mumsnet thread about celebrity encounters, and how one poster said she'd met Johnny Depp and that he was beautiful "but he absolutely stank of fags, which ruined it a bit". That's all I can think about when I see him now.

I knew somebody who dated Tom Waits during the seventies. She said he was really lovely but always stank of whiskey and ciggies. Quelle surprisé.

[Brundle-Fly]

In the interest of balance, Sarah Cracknell, Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Leee John from Imagination all whiffed divine when I got close enough. My ex once sat behind Tom Jones at a concert and said, "You could smell the wealth. It was like he used the gods' Ambrosia as hair lacquer."

[MinnieTimperley]

I once read in an interview that during the nineties he used to keep a raw carrot on his person at all times. This was because his favourite tipple was champagne which notoriously gives you bad breath. The carrot apparently neutralises this side effect. There. Another reason for people to hate Alex James.

Hahaha...

[Pingers]

I would do anything for love, but I won't do that (wash my anus)