So I've just been to aliexpress to buy some new brushes for Hoover Dan, my vacuum slave. I got a bit curious about what the clothing was like and came across these
shorts, which are perfectly fine except for the picture used to illustrate them :
Damn, spoiler tags don't work on images. Guess Barry's done that to stop people thinking NSFW images are OK if spoilered.

I mean, why?!? Is it some confused language/cultural misunderstanding about what is meant by breathable? Or maybe it's to convince you of their robustness, that your mighty farts will not tear them.
Anyway, this reminded me of the times I've spent looking at Wish adverts on facebook trying to work out what the hell the thing I'm looking at is supposed to be. Unless it's obviously a sex toy, which iit often is. The split seems to be one third sex toy, one third baffling, and one third baffling
possibly sex toy. If I was a good poster I would have picked out a few to entertain you with but I'm supposed to be working, so I'll turn that over to you.