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Broke a glass, cut finger
« on: May 19, 2020, 10:33:32 PM »
Losing quite a lot of blood to be honest.

For example I drew this with blood.


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Re: Broke a glass, cut finger
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2020, 10:36:01 PM »
Is that a work Zoom meeting you’re on there while painting a spurting penis in your own blood?

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Re: Broke a glass, cut finger
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2020, 11:37:03 PM »

Is that a Jacksoff Pollock?

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Re: Broke a glass, cut finger
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2020, 11:37:52 PM »
Nice detail with a bit of bloodied  hair on the bloodied sac.
Btw, is it drawn to scale?

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Re: Broke a glass, cut finger
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2020, 11:38:34 PM »
Is that a Jacksoff Pollock?

Jacksoff Bollock surely?

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Re: Broke a glass, cut finger
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2020, 11:39:50 PM »
I was about to make that edit. To think I was genuinely glad to see you posting this morning.


Fake edit- I didn't really think of that

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Re: Broke a glass, cut finger
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2020, 11:44:51 PM »
I'm so sorry ;)

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Re: Broke a glass, cut finger
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2020, 09:02:52 AM »
Your transformation into Norma Desmond is almost complete

Birdie

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Re: Broke a glass, cut finger
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2020, 10:13:25 AM »
I just want to tell you all how happy I am to be back on the forum , making posts again! You don't know how much I've missed all of you. And I promise you I'll never desert you again


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Re: Broke a glass, cut finger
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2020, 12:47:37 PM »
Any chance of you giving your MacBook a wipe with a cloth you filthy man?  It’s just that it’s apparently covered in shit.

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Re: Broke a glass, cut finger
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2020, 03:53:38 PM »
I just want to tell you all how happy I am to be back on the forum , making posts again! You don't know how much I've missed all of you. And I promise you I'll never desert you again

I'm holding you to that.

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Re: Broke a glass, cut finger
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2020, 12:29:30 AM »
What ^ he said.

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Re: Broke a glass, cut finger
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2020, 01:09:28 AM »
dragged a comb across my head

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Re: Broke a glass, cut finger
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2020, 01:15:16 AM »
I just want to tell you all how happy I am to be back on the forum , making posts again! You don't know how much I've missed all of you. And I promise you I'll never desert you again

Birdie's back!

Excited as I am, I am mainly here to post this WRT the OP:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Twat.

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Re: Broke a glass, cut finger
« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2020, 03:07:52 AM »
COVID19 made me reconnect with you all.

Our slogan here in Aotearoa is:

Be Kind

So I need an outlet for being bleak and cynical.

(Btw I've learned posting 'Dead Soon' on a NZ message board is 'not cool')

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Re: Broke a glass, cut finger
« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2020, 03:34:40 AM »
My giggling at that may have just caused concern in the moggy who was asleep on my foot.  Either that or the squeak he just emitted was him joining in.

Re: Broke a glass, cut finger
« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2020, 10:54:31 PM »
2 daY ban for Pancreas please Barry Badman. He has shown us all his genitalias.

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Re: Broke a glass, cut finger
« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2020, 08:08:20 AM »
2 daY ban for Pancreas please Barry Badman. He has shown us all his genitalias.

Don't bring that up again, you could hardly see them and it was a blurry photo

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Re: Broke a glass, cut finger
« Reply #18 on: May 22, 2020, 08:17:48 AM »
Is that a Jacksoff Pollock?

No, it's a Van Gogh

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Re: Broke a glass, cut finger
« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2020, 12:14:09 AM »
I broke a glass, lost my balance and then put all my weight onto my hand trying not to hurt myself



Nice little face

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