Broke a glass, cut finger

[pancreas]

Losing quite a lot of blood to be honest.

For example I drew this with blood.

[Inspector Norse]

Is that a work Zoom meeting you're on there while painting a spurting penis in your own blood?

[Dex Sawash]

Is that a Jacksoff Pollock?

[Birdie]

Nice detail with a bit of bloodied  hair on the bloodied sac.
Btw, is it drawn to scale?

[Birdie]

Is that a Jacksoff Pollock?

Jacksoff Bollock surely?

[Dex Sawash]

I was about to make that edit. To think I was genuinely glad to see you posting this morning.


Fake edit- I didn't really think of that

[Birdie]

I'm so sorry ;)

[BlodwynPig]

Your transformation into Norma Desmond is almost complete

[Birdie]

I just want to tell you all how happy I am to be back on the forum , making posts again! You don't know how much I've missed all of you. And I promise you I'll never desert you again

[shiftwork2]

Any chance of you giving your MacBook a wipe with a cloth you filthy man?  It's just that it's apparently covered in shit.

[Small Man Big Horse]

I just want to tell you all how happy I am to be back on the forum , making posts again! You don't know how much I've missed all of you. And I promise you I'll never desert you again

I'm holding you to that.

[Cerys]

What ^ he said.

[Captain Z]

dragged a comb across my head

[touchingcloth]

I just want to tell you all how happy I am to be back on the forum , making posts again! You don't know how much I've missed all of you. And I promise you I'll never desert you again

Birdie's back!

Excited as I am, I am mainly here to post this WRT the OP:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Twat.

[Birdie]

COVID19 made me reconnect with you all.

Our slogan here in Aotearoa is:

Be Kind

So I need an outlet for being bleak and cynical.

(Btw I've learned posting 'Dead Soon' on a NZ message board is 'not cool')

[Cerys]

My giggling at that may have just caused concern in the moggy who was asleep on my foot.  Either that or the squeak he just emitted was him joining in.

[holyzombiejesus]

2 daY ban for Pancreas please Barry Badman. He has shown us all his genitalias.

[BlodwynPig]

2 daY ban for Pancreas please Barry Badman. He has shown us all his genitalias.

Don't bring that up again, you could hardly see them and it was a blurry photo

[Norton Canes]

Is that a Jacksoff Pollock?

No, it's a Van Gogh

[itsfredtitmus]

I broke a glass, lost my balance and then put all my weight onto my hand trying not to hurt myself



Nice little face