Author Topic: Why do ghosts go “wooooo!”?  (Read 1160 times)

Jockice

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Re: Why do ghosts go “wooooo!”?
« Reply #30 on: May 22, 2020, 08:02:50 PM »
Because their horns don't work.

New page can't see the wooood for the treeees.

Re: Why do ghosts go “wooooo!”?
« Reply #31 on: May 22, 2020, 11:02:21 PM »
Because this is their favourite cocktail:



I've never had it out of a can though, only a Wetherspoons sharing pitcher.[1]
 1. Which is fitting, given Wetherspoons' proposed foray into mass ghost production

Re: Why do ghosts go “wooooo!”?
« Reply #32 on: May 22, 2020, 11:13:40 PM »
They can't make consonants because of the lack of solid teeth or tongue, you see

Re: Why do ghosts go “wooooo!”?
« Reply #33 on: May 22, 2020, 11:14:13 PM »
Wooooooo! shits you up, simple as

Re: Why do ghosts go “wooooo!”?
« Reply #34 on: May 22, 2020, 11:16:34 PM »
Magine a ghost come up to you and just gave you the duck if your life?

Re: Why do ghosts go “wooooo!”?
« Reply #35 on: May 22, 2020, 11:19:21 PM »
Love ghosts could talk about ghosts all night literally just got bored of ghosts typing this never want to talk about ghosts ever again

Re: Why do ghosts go “wooooo!”?
« Reply #36 on: May 22, 2020, 11:27:55 PM »
Because...

My. ghost. likes. to. party all the time, party all the time!

Re: Why do ghosts go “wooooo!”?
« Reply #37 on: May 22, 2020, 11:44:03 PM »
a g g g g g ghost??!!??!??!?

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Re: Why do ghosts go “wooooo!”?
« Reply #38 on: May 22, 2020, 11:45:45 PM »
Because they're bellends.

Re: Why do ghosts go “wooooo!”?
« Reply #39 on: May 22, 2020, 11:49:31 PM »
because they dont know the words

icehaven

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Re: Why do ghosts go “wooooo!”?
« Reply #40 on: May 23, 2020, 11:14:07 AM »
The one in my flat doesn't say wooo, it just weeps uncontrollably and smashes all my things.

Re: Why do ghosts go “wooooo!”?
« Reply #41 on: May 23, 2020, 11:59:52 AM »
I remember watching The Happy Mondays Go Ghost Hunting. They must have been leathered and Bez was on top form. Anyway the poor host told them there was a potentially a paranormal being in the area (if it was a sound effects guy making the noise, probably) anyway this 'being' was making an owl noise, so they didn't know if was an owl or not. Anyway Bez who probably at this point was bored of proceedings shouted make an owl noise if you're not an owl. Why this has been stuck in my head as a memory for the best part of a decade I don't know. 

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Re: Why do ghosts go “wooooo!”?
« Reply #42 on: May 23, 2020, 12:04:44 PM »
You don't let go of gold like that.

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Re: Why do ghosts go “wooooo!”?
« Reply #43 on: May 23, 2020, 12:28:18 PM »
ghosts are fucking stupid

Re: Why do ghosts go “wooooo!”?
« Reply #44 on: May 23, 2020, 12:30:41 PM »
ghosts are fucking stupid

Can you imagine drifting along in the afterlife with your mouth open?

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Re: Why do ghosts go “wooooo!”?
« Reply #45 on: May 23, 2020, 12:39:30 PM »
Can you imagine drifting along in the afterlife with your mouth open?

Can you imagine drifting through your mum with your mouth open?

massive bereavement

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Re: Why do ghosts go “wooooo!”?
« Reply #46 on: May 23, 2020, 03:25:32 PM »
The new romantics group Japan did a song called "Ghosts", there's no woooo in it though, probably because David Sylvian wasn't a very good singer and couldn't hit the note and that's why they never had as much success as Spandau Ballet.

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Re: Why do ghosts go “wooooo!”?
« Reply #47 on: May 23, 2020, 10:37:52 PM »
Can anyone here even imagine a world where ghosts don't say 'wooo'?



Of all things I don't wish to abolish ghosts saying 'wooo' during this pandemic time.

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Re: Why do ghosts go “wooooo!”?
« Reply #48 on: May 23, 2020, 10:38:32 PM »
Because this is their favourite cocktail:



I've never had it out of a can though, only a Wetherspoons sharing pitcher.[1]
 1. Which is fitting, given Wetherspoons' proposed foray into mass ghost production

fucking train noise in a can


i hope it went straight in the bin that one

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Re: Why do ghosts go “wooooo!”?
« Reply #49 on: May 23, 2020, 10:39:52 PM »
has anyone here ever been reincarnated as a bed sheet with holes instead of eyes?





i want to know how clean the bed sheet was please



and what did it feel like having some kind of bed sheet as your whole entire body

Re: Why do ghosts go “wooooo!”?
« Reply #50 on: May 23, 2020, 10:56:29 PM »
What were the Pac-Man ghosts when they were alive? Other Pac-Men?
Why do they appear to be corporeal entities with the ability to kill Pac-Man?
Why does Pac-Man not turn into a ghost once he blinks out of existence?
Perhaps only Billy Mitchell knows.

Incidentally, a woo woo noise plays throughout the game of Pac-Man.

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Re: Why do ghosts go “wooooo!”?
« Reply #51 on: May 24, 2020, 12:06:13 AM »
People go on about Paul McCartney dying in the mid to late-60s but ironically he was going "wooooo" much more often in his corporeal form.

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Re: Why do ghosts go “wooooo!”?
« Reply #52 on: May 24, 2020, 05:56:03 AM »
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