100% of us have had it

[Abnormal Palm]

Getting blasted out mums fanny

[Ferris]

Observational comedy has let itself go

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Not as many as have blasted in your mom's fanny.

[popcorn]

I was born by C-section. Reconsider this

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Blasting one into your mom's sliced open uterus before the epidural wears off.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Menston 20p into phone box 30 second convo with dad

Hi dad can you send 20 to account
No but please time on phone running out
OK yep cheers for 20
Love you bye

[Replies From View]

Menston 20p into phone box 30 second convo with dad

Hi dad can you send 20 to account
No but please time on phone running out
OK yep cheers for 20
Love you bye

Do chemists still sell those whistle-shaped lollypops?

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

They were lollypops?

[Tony Tony Tony]

They were whistles?

[Replies From View]

yeah you remember you must surely remember it

[Tony Tony Tony]

I remember licking one that tasted vaguely of Rohypnol?

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Thought they went up your bum?

[Tony Tony Tony]

Thought they went up your bum?

That's how you made them whistle.

[jsgibble]

We've all done it