Get fucked, Cumdumpster

[Abnormal Palm]

Coppers need to go round and fill this cunt in

[jobotic]

We will not waste our time pretending to be answerable to anyone.

Do as you're told and do not ever question us, puny Earthlings.




And people think Paul Calf is wrong when he says we won;t be having an election in 5 years time.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Durham Police confirm "rebuttal that Dominic Commings associated with and fucked children of the sex industry" has nothing to do with us.

[Butchers Blind]

Where's Boris?

[Cursus]

[jobotic]

by Harry Cole

[king_tubby]

I dislike the whole 'cuck' thing, but really, Harry Cuck more like, am I right?

[Butchers Blind]

https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/1264306336621375494?s=19

True.

[Spode]

Sophy Ridge has helpfully tweeted the questions she'll be asking Shapps tomorrow morning so he can get the answers ready. That's not inference by the way, she's actually said it.

[ElTwopo]

He doesn't know whether he's Cummings or going!

[Zetetic]

Sophy Ridge has helpfully tweeted the questions she'll be asking Shapps tomorrow morning so he can get the answers ready. That's not inference by the way, she's actually said it.

https://twitter.com/RidgeOnSunday/status/1264274539422388225

I don't think there's anything non-obvious in there - but it makes saying that you don't know a bit less justifiable.

[king_tubby]

Note the date on this one:

https://twitter.com/iamsimonyoung/status/1259591486523486209

[Zetetic]

Ash Sarkar and Owen Jones were both saying that they'd heard the story some time ago, for context.



c) a new government with a significant majority and little need to worry about short-term unpopularity while trying to make rapid progress with long-term problems.

Aren't the bluebells lovely?

The only real hope here is that this sort of thing at least slows the Westminster adminstration down.

[Zetetic]

Must do some more seething in private myself.

[Spode]

https://twitter.com/RidgeOnSunday/status/1264274539422388225

I don't think there's anything non-obvious in there - but it makes saying that you don't know a bit less justifiable.

I suppose, but there's no harm in allowing them to actually do some proper preparation and then just flounder when they can't answer the simplest of questions. Him appearing on National television and constantly saying 'I don't know' would at least highlight either their arrogance or incompetence

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

"It's not like he kicked his birth defect accident down a well"

[idunnosomename]

ITS NOT LIKE HE INAUGURATED THE FINAL SOLUTION YEESH GIVE IT A REST HARD LEFT CORBYNISTAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[C_Larence]

[Pseudopath]

Please tell me you made that up and someone didn't actually post that on Facebook.

[honeychile]

Where do you get your trusted news now honeychile, since you have got the hand of C4 news and long since Aunty beeb. Is it all left to Al Jazeera as our last truth and honest bastion. Or are you all in RT?

I don't implicitly trust or am "all in" for any news organisation. Picking a side and just deciding they're the truth isn't healthy. I think the coverage of british news on Al-Jazeera and RT is largely more trustworthy than the BBC, but their coverage respectively on Qatar and Russia is largely not. By accessing a mixture of mainstream and non-mainstream sources you can test the degree of prevailing bullshit to an extent. However, as a general principle, news organisations which aren't beholden to state or corporate interests should be less susceptible to the five main filters outlined in the propaganda model.

[idunnosomename]

rhyming PM with PM reminds me of the opening couplet of War Pigs but much worse

[BlodwynPig]

Must do some more seething in private myself.

Seethe

[C_Larence]

Please tell me you made that up and someone didn't actually post that on Facebook.

I don't even have facebook. A friend sent it to me, but apparently it was posted entirely in earnest by someone they used to work with.

[Pseudopath]

I don't even have facebook. A friend sent it to me, but apparently it was posted entirely in earnest by someone they used to work with.

Jesus wept. I wonder if they worked with Dewt's second cousin?

[Janie Jones]

If he was going, it would've happened by now. People called it upthread - Cummings is staying.

[Toxteth OGrady]

The thread by definition is about Dominic Cummings. You mention "these people" a second time, clarify please

Soz but fuckin love that this thread's called Get fucked Cumdumpster.

[C_Larence]

Jesus wept. I wonder if they worked with Dewt's second cousin?

That is incredible, it could even be the same person.

[Alberon]

If he was going, it would've happened by now. People called it upthread - Cummings is staying.

Nah, Johnson will dither. Wormtongue will get the push tomorrow after the government gets crucified on the political shows.

[Pseudopath]

If he was going, it would've happened by now. People called it upthread - Cummings is staying.

I don't know. A few more revelations spread out over the next few days (there's already strong evidence of a THIRD jaunt to Durham on Twitter) and I think the tide might be unstoppable. He certainly won't go easily, but a lot of people are rightfully fuming over this.

[Pseudopath]

That is incredible, it could even be the same person.

Dewt posted another example on the next page of that thread. The styles are remarkably similar, but at least the author of your example attempted to follow a rhyme scheme.