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BlodwynPig

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Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #1890 on: October 31, 2020, 08:44:48 AM »
Well Nazi Razfal would say that
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idunnosomename

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Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #1891 on: October 31, 2020, 09:04:31 AM »
Corbyn should hang for this!!!!!!
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Chedney Honks

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Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #1892 on: November 13, 2020, 02:40:49 AM »
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Bently Sheds

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« Reply #1893 on: November 13, 2020, 07:13:49 AM »
Quote from: Laura Kuenssberg
One advisor told me it was a big mistake to let him go
Was that advisor's name Dominic Cummings, Laura?
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king_tubby

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Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #1894 on: November 13, 2020, 08:09:12 AM »
Can't believe he's going to leave before the shitshow that is his Brexit kicks in. Who could have predicted it? Who?
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BlodwynPig

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Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #1895 on: November 13, 2020, 08:16:54 AM »
What's his next 'project'? I mentioned elsewhere I have a meeting with him next week. Shall I send him the best wishes from anyone on here?
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surreal

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Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #1896 on: November 13, 2020, 09:17:17 AM »
Quote from: king_tubby on November 13, 2020, 08:09:12 AM
Can't believe he's going to leave before the shitshow that is his Brexit kicks in. Who could have predicted it? Who?

Exactly, I'm expecting Johnson to go next.  Too much like hard work.
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Bently Sheds

Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #1897 on: November 13, 2020, 09:56:13 AM »
Quote from: BlodwynPig on November 13, 2020, 08:16:54 AM
What's his next 'project'? I mentioned elsewhere I have a meeting with him next week. Shall I send him the best wishes from anyone on here?
There's been suggestions on Twitter that he's planning on creating his own DARPA.
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dissolute ocelot

Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #1898 on: November 13, 2020, 11:02:16 AM »
It's all far too vague. If he has said he's leaving its the first time he's told the truth in 30 years. Obviously some fuck up in Downing St but does even Laura K know the truth? I doubt Boris knows.
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Replies From View

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Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #1899 on: November 13, 2020, 12:38:38 PM »
Could it be that they can’t get their desired US trade deal with Biden so are just going to abandon us now?
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Blue Jam

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Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #1900 on: November 13, 2020, 12:55:23 PM »
BASIC HIVE MAINTANENCE
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Blue Jam

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Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #1901 on: November 13, 2020, 12:57:37 PM »
Quote from: Replies From View on November 13, 2020, 12:38:38 PM
Could it be that they can’t get their desired US trade deal with Biden so are just going to abandon us now?

Think we're just going to leave the US trade deal to Bants'n'Syoots now.
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SpiderChrist

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Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #1902 on: November 13, 2020, 02:04:41 PM »
I think it's fantastic that Cummings says he's leaving and folks take that statement at face value. I mean, given his past disregard for the truth and all that.
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Fambo Number Mive

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Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #1903 on: November 13, 2020, 02:10:17 PM »
He is leaving but in a limited and specific way - for an hour.
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SteveDave

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« Reply #1904 on: November 13, 2020, 02:40:20 PM »
Since I discovered he lives near me, whenever I'm out on a tramp and I see a bald man with glasses I'm always ready to scream "Cunt" at them. It's never him. The last time I went down his street he had a police car with two bored officers sat in it outside his house.
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George Oscar Bluth II

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Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #1905 on: November 13, 2020, 03:04:27 PM »
Quote from: SpiderChrist on November 13, 2020, 02:04:41 PM
I think it's fantastic that Cummings says he's leaving and folks take that statement at face value. I mean, given his past disregard for the truth and all that.

Absolutely, he's not really going is he. Mad thing is they didn't realise they could have pulled this ruse in May.
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daf

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Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #1906 on: November 13, 2020, 03:54:47 PM »
Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on November 13, 2020, 02:10:17 PM
He is leaving but in a limited and specific way - for an hour.

Up to Barnard Castle's Specsavers
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Chedney Honks

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Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #1907 on: November 13, 2020, 05:28:46 PM »
BYE BITHC
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Bernice

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« Reply #1908 on: November 13, 2020, 06:13:06 PM »
The cosmic tide has turned.
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olliebean

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« Reply #1909 on: November 13, 2020, 06:40:04 PM »
Quote from: BlodwynPig on November 13, 2020, 08:16:54 AM
I mentioned elsewhere I have a meeting with him next week.

Still?
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BlodwynPig

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Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #1910 on: November 13, 2020, 06:45:37 PM »
Quote from: olliebean on November 13, 2020, 06:40:04 PM
Still?

No. As I said in the other thread, the meeting will be with (anecdotally) an even greater psychopath than DC. It's a spiral staircase into hell that has no upstairs.
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Johnny Yesno

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Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #1911 on: November 13, 2020, 06:49:11 PM »
Quote from: Bernice on November 13, 2020, 06:13:06 PM
The cosmic tide has turned.

It'll come back in again. Think Priti Patel.
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Bernice

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Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #1912 on: November 13, 2020, 06:55:56 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Yesno on November 13, 2020, 06:49:11 PM
It'll come back in again. Think Priti Patel.

Gimme this man. I need this.
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Chedney Honks

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Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #1913 on: November 13, 2020, 07:14:19 PM »
64 pages but I can't help but feel that I am PERSONALLY responsible for the resignation of Dominc Cummins.

Maybe the most important thing I've ever done in my life.
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BlodwynPig

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Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #1914 on: November 13, 2020, 07:27:47 PM »
Quote from: Chedney Honks on November 13, 2020, 07:14:19 PM
64 pages but I can't help but feel that I am PERSONALLY responsible for the resignation of Dominc Cummins.

Maybe the most important thing I've ever done in my life.

No, it was all me. He was quaking in his slip-ons having to meet me on Tuesday.
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Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #1915 on: November 13, 2020, 07:29:16 PM »
Quote from: BlodwynPig on November 13, 2020, 07:27:47 PM
No, it was all me. He was quaking in his slip-ons having to meet me on Tuesday.

Insist that he honours the meeting.
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BlodwynPig

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Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #1916 on: November 13, 2020, 07:31:07 PM »
Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on November 13, 2020, 07:29:16 PM
Insist that he honours the meeting.

I was hoping to stick you lot on muted zoom, so you could hear him digitally fuck me.
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Chedney Honks

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Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #1917 on: November 13, 2020, 07:49:50 PM »
Probably would actually get me on the Zoom, real talk.
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