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Captain Z

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Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #90 on: May 23, 2020, 03:59:57 PM »
Just imagine how much worse it would be if Boris was in charge.
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Sebastian Cobb

  • bad opinion haver
Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #91 on: May 23, 2020, 04:01:41 PM »
I'd be ecstatic if he was, even if it were just a scalp to claim, but I don't think he will.
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Inspector Norse

  • I bash the Bishop well.
Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #92 on: May 23, 2020, 04:03:50 PM »
Quote from: MinnieTimperley on May 23, 2020, 03:58:53 PM
He'll be gone by next weekend.

To his mate’s for a barbie
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MinnieTimperley

Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #93 on: May 23, 2020, 04:07:06 PM »
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Pseudopath

Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #94 on: May 23, 2020, 04:08:19 PM »
Quote from: Inspector Norse on May 23, 2020, 04:03:50 PM
To his mate’s for a barbie

Or a Klaus as he probably calls it.
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phantom_power

Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #95 on: May 23, 2020, 04:21:59 PM »
Quote from: Paulie Walnuts on May 23, 2020, 03:25:15 PM
if he survives this, how triggered will you be on a scale of 1 to Cadwallr?

I think everyone has pretty much said they expect him to survive this so not really much at all. Great bantz though
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Jasha

Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #96 on: May 23, 2020, 04:27:16 PM »
Look he was self isolating in a car on the M1 okay
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Glyn

Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #97 on: May 23, 2020, 04:27:52 PM »
Quote from: phantom_power on May 23, 2020, 04:21:59 PM
I think everyone has pretty much said they expect him to survive this so not really much at all. Great bantz though
Dangerous use of the the word 'if' though. He can expect a stern reprimand  about those doubts of the party line when the golf club reopens.
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Sebastian Cobb

  • bad opinion haver
Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #98 on: May 23, 2020, 04:45:35 PM »
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Rainbow Moses

Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #99 on: May 23, 2020, 04:50:31 PM »
Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on May 23, 2020, 02:12:32 PM
You really seem to get something out of this self-appointed shepherding role. Several others on this folder in the same vein which in my view lack a bit of self-awareness and come across as patronising.

lmao. Physician, heal your own limps.
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Butchers Blind

  • Bastard!
Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #100 on: May 23, 2020, 04:54:35 PM »
Quote from: Shapps
Asked again when the PM knew Dominic Cummings had travelled to Durham, Shapps says he does not know when Boris Johnson became aware but that the PM did know Cummings was unwell and "locked down".

"Mr Cummings has produced a statement which you will have no doubt read," Mr Shapps adds.


Quote from: Shapps
He is asked again whether the PM knew of Cummings' whereabouts, and said: "The prime minister knew that he was quite properly staying put in one place with his family, which is the right thing to do.

He knew ffs.
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Zetetic

  • I wasn't supposed to be around this long, so…
Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #101 on: May 23, 2020, 05:02:48 PM »
Owns a Discovery.
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Quote

Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #102 on: May 23, 2020, 05:03:24 PM »
...in response, a government spokesman said simply: “fuck you, we’ll do what we like”
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MinnieTimperley

Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #103 on: May 23, 2020, 05:12:09 PM »
Quote from: Zetetic on May 23, 2020, 05:02:48 PM
Owns a Discovery.
Doesn't Billy Bragg too?
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jobotic

Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #104 on: May 23, 2020, 05:14:44 PM »
Dr Jenny Harries should be struck off. Standing there telling the lies she's fed by these fucking killers.
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Pseudopath

Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #105 on: May 23, 2020, 05:16:19 PM »
Dan Hodges leaping to the Cumdumpster's defence. What a fucking surprise.
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jobotic

Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #106 on: May 23, 2020, 05:22:17 PM »
There will never ever be any consequences for these people, will there?

Damn right I'm triggered
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Mike Upchat

Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #107 on: May 23, 2020, 05:30:27 PM »
Couldn't he have got someone else to look after his child for him? Boris has always managed it.
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Janie Jones

  • Member
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  • And you'll spit on my grave
Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #108 on: May 23, 2020, 05:32:40 PM »
^Ha, that’s good.

They’ve played the ‘child safeguarding’ card now so that trumps everything. People can’t visit their dying relatives but Dominic Cummings can drive his family seething with active covid up to his parents just in case he urgently needs childcare that couldn’t for some reason be accessed in London.

Triggered? This has broken me.
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MinnieTimperley

Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #109 on: May 23, 2020, 05:35:44 PM »
Quote from: jobotic on May 23, 2020, 05:22:17 PM
There will never ever be any consequences for these people, will there?

Damn right I'm triggered
Are you able to clarify the "these people" then we can answer the "will there?"
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Zetetic

  • I wasn't supposed to be around this long, so…
Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #110 on: May 23, 2020, 05:38:23 PM »
Quote from: MinnieTimperley on May 23, 2020, 05:12:09 PM
Doesn't Billy Bragg too?
I'm sure I wouldn't know.
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jobotic

Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #111 on: May 23, 2020, 05:39:43 PM »
Quote from: MinnieTimperley on May 23, 2020, 05:35:44 PM
Are you able to clarify the "these people" then we can answer the "will there?"

The people we are talking about in this thread.


Or Lenny Bennett and Boris Becker. Up to you.
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Sebastian Cobb

  • bad opinion haver
Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #112 on: May 23, 2020, 05:43:42 PM »
Quote from: Janie Jones on May 23, 2020, 05:32:40 PM
^Ha, that’s good.

They’ve played the ‘child safeguarding’ card now so that trumps everything. People can’t visit their dying relatives but Dominic Cummings can drive his family seething with active covid up to his parents just in case he urgently needs childcare that couldn’t for some reason be accessed in London.

Triggered? This has broken me.

Lots of overlap between the people who were calling for kids to go back to school because they can't catch it and the mob defending Cummings. Perhaps only Tory children are susceptible. Would explain why some private schools aren't being expected to open.
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Danger Man

Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #113 on: May 23, 2020, 05:43:58 PM »
Quote from: jobotic on May 23, 2020, 05:22:17 PM
There will never ever be any consequences for these people, will there?

Well, eventually they will die.

Happily, in their sleep.

Aged 105.
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MinnieTimperley

Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #114 on: May 23, 2020, 05:44:24 PM »
Quote from: jobotic on May 23, 2020, 05:39:43 PM
The people we are talking about in this thread.


Or Lenny Bennett and Boris Becker. Up to you.
The thread by definition is about Dominic Cummings. You mention "these people" a second time, clarify please
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Abnormal Palm

Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #115 on: May 23, 2020, 05:45:01 PM »
Ever crack a book cunt
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Danger Man

Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #116 on: May 23, 2020, 05:51:11 PM »
Just checked the Daily Mail website and they aren't asking for him to be sacked, so he's ok.
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MinnieTimperley

Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #117 on: May 23, 2020, 05:55:01 PM »
Quote from: Abnormal Palm on May 23, 2020, 05:45:01 PM
Ever crack a book cunt
Forgive me I'm new to the board, is this to me?
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His Name Is Death

Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #118 on: May 23, 2020, 05:55:40 PM »
Who is Cummings that senior members of government are sacrificing everything for him? He hardly seems worth it.
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jobotic

Re: Get fucked, Cumdumpster
« Reply #119 on: May 23, 2020, 06:01:50 PM »
Vote Leave run the show. Look at Javid. If you want to keep your job you do what you're told and tell the lies you're fed.
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