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you can barrel-roll at home obviously

just kind of tumble off your furniture and roll your body into itself so that you land safely and also feel proud of yourself for such an intricate and timely physical maneuver


we all know this, we've done it a shit load of times right



but what's really difficult is getting it so that only your buttocks can be seen from the outside.  roll your entire body up so just your buttocks are facing out like a kind of buttocks-shaped shaved-hedgehog monster


and then you roll to safety and unfurl yourself afterwards, do a big grin and thumbs up



it's gratifying, is the word

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Re: barrel-rolling where your body basically becomes a buttock-sphere
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2020, 11:42:49 AM »
anyone trying this out as a result of this thread?  or already a dab-hand at this kind of barrel-rolling


it’s very difficult but worth a few goes at home




you have plenty of time

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Re: barrel-rolling where your body basically becomes a buttock-sphere
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2020, 11:51:53 AM »
wowee, what a rush!

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Re: barrel-rolling where your body basically becomes a buttock-sphere
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2020, 12:07:40 PM »
wowee, what a rush!

good isn’t it!




you may as well keep practising it.  you may wish to film yourself doing it so that you can perfect only being a buttock-sphere with no other limbs poking out

a lot of the time it feels like you must be doing it totally right, but then on closer examination there’s a fold of shoulder-blade still visible and things like this


keep going!  practice makes perfect!

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« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2020, 12:26:52 PM »
some people complain that it is difficult to breathe when performing this stunt



I agree that it is difficult, but you really just need to keep practising.


with practice comes stronger breathing, so you will be able to perform more buttock-sphere barrel-rolls without stopping

soon you will be doing them continuously without ever stopping



well worth it

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Re: barrel-rolling where your body basically becomes a buttock-sphere
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2020, 10:24:49 AM »
how is this coming along for all of you

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Re: barrel-rolling where your body basically becomes a buttock-sphere
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2020, 12:24:07 PM »
come on guys this thread is perfect if the lockdown is leaving you feeling depressed from physical inexertion


get those barrel rolls kicking



tumble around your homes as an impenetrable buttock-sphere






come on!!!

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« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2020, 03:14:47 PM »
come on everyone, start sending in those videos

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Re: barrel-rolling where your body basically becomes a buttock-sphere
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2020, 10:54:57 PM »
hurry up

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Re: barrel-rolling where your body basically becomes a buttock-sphere
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2020, 10:42:01 AM »
well you have all missed the deadline so I hope you are pleased with yourselves

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Re: barrel-rolling where your body basically becomes a buttock-sphere
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2020, 07:16:55 AM »
One day your disinterest in developing the skill of barrel-rolling in the form of a buttock-sphere will be filed alongside the failure of Dominic Cummings to do good things with his life.

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