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shiftwork2

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shiftwork2 burger van
« on: May 24, 2020, 08:34:50 PM »
We support social distancing

CHOOSE YOUR BURGER

Enhanced cleaning regiment

JUST HAVE AT IT FFS

Please sanitise on your way in

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Re: shiftwork2 burger van
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2020, 08:39:52 PM »
Do you do hotdogs?

shiftwork2

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Re: shiftwork2 burger van
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2020, 08:40:22 PM »
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD

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Re: shiftwork2 burger van
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2020, 08:41:47 PM »
I do condiments

Re: shiftwork2 burger van
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2020, 09:16:06 PM »
I would like a hotdog please, no bun thanks

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Re: shiftwork2 burger van
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2020, 09:21:26 PM »
It’s a pleasure.  Note how it resembles a saveloy or a penis from a dreadful nightmare.  Enjoy my friend.

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Re: shiftwork2 burger van
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2020, 09:26:39 PM »
Do you do extra mushrooms?

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Re: shiftwork2 burger van
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2020, 09:30:13 PM »
You fucking dirty bastard.  I have a list of top deviants and surprise surprise you are top.  Fungal deviancy Reported.

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Re: shiftwork2 burger van
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2020, 09:50:23 PM »
Anything in the way of Kobi or Wagyu beef? 35 days aged min tho.

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Re: shiftwork2 burger van
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2020, 10:29:53 PM »
Nobody knows what the fuck you are on about.

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Re: shiftwork2 burger van
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2020, 10:30:47 PM »
Why do you have social distancing?  Do a Cummings mate and put all covids on the burgers and squish your customers into a tiny airtight zone with all farts being pumped in onto them.

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Re: shiftwork2 burger van
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2020, 10:34:22 PM »
What's your hygiene rating? What's the kitchen area's hygiene rating? Is there a gluten-free halal option? Is that mustard on your fingers, or nicotine?


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Re: shiftwork2 burger van
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2020, 10:37:35 PM »
Do you do catering for weddings and Bar mitzvahs ? Can I have a shit round the back of your van?

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Re: shiftwork2 burger van
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2020, 10:38:07 PM »
It’s 1 out of 5.  You’re can either support local business or you can FUCK OFF

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Re: shiftwork2 burger van
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2020, 10:47:22 PM »
It’s 1 out of 5.  You’re can either support local business or you can FUCK OFF

I don't fucking live round here, daft cunt. And as for your one fucking star rating, I'm only interested in eating at establishments rated as Fucking poisonous on Just Eat.

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Re: shiftwork2 burger van
« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2020, 11:21:09 PM »
I'd have the goblin burger with gravy please chef shitfwork 2

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Re: shiftwork2 burger van
« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2020, 11:33:21 PM »
Fair enough, I'll have a Goblin burger in gravy as well. But can I have cheese and red sauce on. And the warmest can of American Cream Soda you've got.

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Re: shiftwork2 burger van
« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2020, 11:41:11 PM »
Does Turkish Bob know you've parked your van here? He might not be too pleased

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Re: shiftwork2 burger van
« Reply #18 on: May 24, 2020, 11:46:01 PM »
How come your cans of Pepsi have got a picture of David Beckham and stuff about Japan and South Korea on them ?

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Re: shiftwork2 burger van
« Reply #19 on: May 24, 2020, 11:50:18 PM »
can I have a few covid toes on the side for my nan please?

Re: shiftwork2 burger van
« Reply #20 on: May 24, 2020, 11:51:52 PM »
Think this burger van is awful.

One please.

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