shiftwork2 burger van

[shiftwork2]

We support social distancing

CHOOSE YOUR BURGER

Enhanced cleaning regiment

JUST HAVE AT IT FFS

Please sanitise on your way in

SIDES?  FUCK DO YOU THINK THIS IS TARQUIN HAVE YOU GOT ANOTHER CRUSH ON MATRON

[DistressedArea]

Do you do hotdogs?

[shiftwork2]

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD

[shiftwork2]

I do condiments

[Tension Knob]

I would like a hotdog please, no bun thanks

[shiftwork2]

It's a pleasure.  Note how it resembles a saveloy or a penis from a dreadful nightmare.  Enjoy my friend.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Do you do extra mushrooms?

[shiftwork2]

You fucking dirty bastard.  I have a list of top deviants and surprise surprise you are top.  Fungal deviancy Reported.

[pancreas]

Anything in the way of Kobi or Wagyu beef? 35 days aged min tho.

[shiftwork2]

Nobody knows what the fuck you are on about.

NEXT PATRON

[Replies From View]

Why do you have social distancing?  Do a Cummings mate and put all covids on the burgers and squish your customers into a tiny airtight zone with all farts being pumped in onto them.

[ollyboro]

What's your hygiene rating? What's the kitchen area's hygiene rating? Is there a gluten-free halal option? Is that mustard on your fingers, or nicotine?

[ollyboro]

Do you do catering for weddings and Bar mitzvahs ? Can I have a shit round the back of your van?

[shiftwork2]

It's 1 out of 5.  You're can either support local business or you can FUCK OFF

[ollyboro]

It's 1 out of 5.  You're can either support local business or you can FUCK OFF

I don't fucking live round here, daft cunt. And as for your one fucking star rating, I'm only interested in eating at establishments rated as Fucking poisonous on Just Eat.

[chveik]

I'd have the goblin burger with gravy please chef shitfwork 2

[ollyboro]

Fair enough, I'll have a Goblin burger in gravy as well. But can I have cheese and red sauce on. And the warmest can of American Cream Soda you've got.

[spaghetamine]

Does Turkish Bob know you've parked your van here? He might not be too pleased

[ollyboro]

How come your cans of Pepsi have got a picture of David Beckham and stuff about Japan and South Korea on them ?

[chveik]

can I have a few covid toes on the side for my nan please?

[DistressedArea]

Think this burger van is awful.

One please.