Cum Backwash

[imitationleather]

Couple of by-elections would be nice right now.

Fingers crossed that non-socially-distanced Parliament delivers the goods.

[Buelligan]

Yep.  Anything could happen.  I mean, who expected a global pandemic, apart from Cummings of course?

[Abnormal Palm]

Me 😂

[Buelligan]

I don't mean when everyone expected it.  Obviously, we all expected it at that point (including you and Cummings).

[Zetetic]

UK National Risk Register, 2008

(And every year afterwards, presumably.)

[Zetetic]

Which, in fairness, is why we have a bunch of plans for this sort of thing and occasionally do exercises to sort-of test those plans.

[Abnormal Palm]

I don't mean when everyone expected it.  Obviously, we all expected it at that point (including you and Cummings).

Just a joke 😉

[Buelligan]

Yes.  I laughed.

UK National Risk Register, 2008

(And every year afterwards, presumably.)

Are the electronic attacks when the filth sting you with those things that give you a heart attack?  If so, I think they should be higher up.