Ferris to make a statement at 4:15 today

[idunnosomename]

Baseball is rounders

[Tony Tony Tony]

...which he grew as a weird anti-bet to win $300 from the owner of the Oakland A's. Don't get that in football, do you?

C'mon these football haircuts, of the same man years apart, can only be for a bet

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Like some kind of football-themed Mrs Doubtfire transformation.

[Ferris]

C'mon these football haircuts, of the same man years apart, can only be for a bet

He may just be a simpleton?

[Pingers]

Imagine being one of the most talented footballers of your generation and mainly being remembered for missing a penalty and having shit hair.

[Tony Tony Tony]

Don't forget he was one of the most talented and charismatic singers of a generation as well...

https://youtu.be/m1g-Hd6Exd0

[Ferris]

delighted to have sidetracked this thread so effectively

[Pingers]

delighted to have sidetracked this thread so effectively

"Move on, watch your tone"

[Tony Tony Tony]

delighted to have sidetracked this thread so effectively

No thread is fully sidetracked until someone mentions Hitler, so then... damm it

[BlodwynPig]

No thread is fully sidetracked until someone mentions Hitler, so then... damm it

Todd Hitler played for the Cubs 1971-1973

The Cubs won the first game on September 30, and suddenly it seemed possible that the most unusual end to any season of baseball might happen. But the Mets won the second game, eliminating three of the teams, including the Cubs. On a dismal October 1, in light cold rain, the Mets won the first game and clinched the NL East. The second game was immediately canceled. Todd Hitler was scheduled to pitch for the Cubs in the second game, and the cancellation cost him his chance for his 100th victory in the National League.

Ferris will also be able to tell you that the '73 team featured a fellow called Pete LaCock