Where do you shite if caught short during lockdown exercise?

[idunnosomename]

the corona forum

[Marner and Me]

Fun fact: it's actually possible to shit into your own arse.

Send evidence NOW!!!!!

[Ray Travez]

Out in town a few weeks ago, absolutely nowhere open. Went down a back alley and pooped onto a doubled up sheet of that blue paper you get at filling stations; wrapped it up like a sling, lobbed it into a metal bin then doused it in petrol and set fire to it. I consider it a successful operation given the circumstances.