God Accuses Trump Of Murder

[Egyptian Feast]

What the fuck? I hadn't heard anything about this before Twitter's most prominent unfunny deity impersonator started ranting about it earlier, so this is very possibly utter bollocks, but still, fucking hell.

[Barry Admin]

Ooh, he's calling Twitter's bluff over Trump's allegations against Joe Scarborough. Lovely.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/26/media/trump-joe-scarborough-conspiracy-theory/index.html

[Captain Z]

God's always been a loony liberal leftie.

[Egyptian Feast]

Ooh, he's calling Twitter's bluff over Trump's allegations against Joe Scarborough. Lovely.

Ahh, so that's the context. I hadn't been on all day and missed out on that story.

[C_Larence]

But Joe Scarborough's intern really did die of a head injury in his office. Not sure this is the own God thinks it is.

[idunnosomename]

But Joe Scarborough's intern really did die of a head injury in his office. Not sure this is the own God thinks it is.

get a load of ricky gervais here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Egyptian Feast]

New, more believable accusations.

[C_Larence]

One of the stupidest people online tbh.

[Egyptian Feast]

Fucking hell.

I can't imagine the hell of maintaining a one-joke parody account like this in 2020. There were tons of crap God and Jesus accounts on there already when I joined and that was nearly 10 years ago. A Twitter-friend of a friend is a parody Jesus atheist banterlad and he's been at it for years. It must be a colossal pain in the arse keeping up that hilarious pretence on a daily basis.

[Sony Walkman Prophecies]

Love that account. Used to send it to the Muslim bloke at work who insisted on trying to convert me anytime the boss went out for a meeting. But yeah, must be a ballache to maintain.