Unfortunately, I have been blended

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blended in a blender and pressed with a hydraulic press

like on the youtubes they have now

[rue the polywhirl]

I'm sorry about your unfortunate blending. I hope you get reconstituted into peoples food and drink so you live on for a bit longer and recirculate around the population. Every blend is a new beginning.

[the midnight watch baboon]

Was this in a tabletop blender, or did you get a handjob?

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Quite an industrial blender, I'd say.  But it's hard to know without having seen the outside.

[Pingers]

I can imagine it was all a bit of a blur

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

RFV's post has reminded me of that upsetting Kenny Everett sketch now :(