Slightly cummy towels

[spaghetamine]

Free to a good home

[idunnosomename]

Fifty quid

[pigamus]

Flowery twats

[idunnosomename]

Eighty, and that's my final offer

[idunnosomename]

two hundred pounds

[idunnosomename]

give me cum towels you miserable wanker

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I have washed all mine out of spite.


Besides, the sperm count was already depressingly low, even for only "slightly" cummy towels.

[spaghetamine]

Think I'm gonna hang on to them actually

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

There * must * be a " ...considers rewrite"  post possible for this thread title, surely?

[idunnosomename]

There * must * be a " ...considers rewrite"  post possible for this thread title, surely?

i read it to the tune of the opening of Don Mclean's Vincent

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There * must * be a " ...considers rewrite"  post possible for this thread title, surely?

pigamus has basically done it

Flowery twats

It would be 'Fawlty Towers sign defacer considers rewrite' or something.

[evilcommiedictator]

Make 'em fully cummy and double the price

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Make 'em fully cummy and double the price

Those Roy Castle Woolworth ads sure were a fixture.