Author Topic: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW  (Read 11018 times)

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
« Reply #30 on: May 31, 2020, 10:58:08 PM »
Sorry Cerys I love you, but Crabwalk has just pipped it this match :(

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
« Reply #31 on: May 31, 2020, 11:44:06 PM »
Awesome all round, and I love that lost shot, but I think Cerys for the true wrong.

Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
« Reply #32 on: May 31, 2020, 11:51:17 PM »
For the first time I can't choose. If you held a gun to my head I would say Cerys, but if you held my head under a toilet I'd say Crabwalk. Or, more like: 'cwwbbbabawwalalakkkakkk'.

A fine pisssing contest match.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
« Reply #33 on: June 01, 2020, 12:38:08 AM »
The sideways way a crab walks

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
« Reply #34 on: June 01, 2020, 12:48:22 AM »
vag mortis

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
« Reply #35 on: June 01, 2020, 01:06:40 AM »
Multiple big laughs working through all the details in the last shot, with the corgi and Witchell probably being the highlights. Crabwalk.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
« Reply #36 on: June 01, 2020, 07:29:15 AM »
Pleasingly deranged work from Cerys but Crabwalk aced both returns.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
« Reply #37 on: June 01, 2020, 07:47:46 AM »

Sorry Cerys. I've been at the wrong end of Crabwalk's Classic Paintings manipulations before. That and the sinister implication of choirboy ponchos mean I have to vote for he.

It's Crabwalk for me chief

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
« Reply #38 on: June 01, 2020, 08:50:18 AM »
gotta go crabbers for that last one.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
« Reply #39 on: June 01, 2020, 09:14:01 AM »
Crabwalk. Sensational stuff.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
« Reply #40 on: June 01, 2020, 12:59:45 PM »
That last shot is properly tasty, so I have to go with Crabwalk.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
« Reply #41 on: June 01, 2020, 03:04:10 PM »
Great match, but Crabby edges it.

Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
« Reply #42 on: June 01, 2020, 04:22:17 PM »
Crabby.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
« Reply #43 on: June 01, 2020, 04:26:15 PM »
Always pleased to see Nick Witchell entering the arena, but Crab for his corporeal addition

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
« Reply #44 on: June 01, 2020, 04:28:25 PM »
Cerys

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
« Reply #45 on: June 01, 2020, 04:42:58 PM »
Yeah, crabwalk for the last one.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
« Reply #46 on: June 01, 2020, 04:55:33 PM »
Cerys has had her best ever tournament and I bloody love her second shot, but Crabwalk's second is somehow even better and so he wins it for me.

Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
« Reply #47 on: June 01, 2020, 07:25:07 PM »
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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
« Reply #48 on: June 01, 2020, 09:58:36 PM »


I love you too Cerys x

I had committed to voting for Cerys after her 2nd shot but that is the best* thing I've ever seen.


*never do anything like that again

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
« Reply #49 on: June 01, 2020, 10:08:33 PM »
I'm not going to change my vote, but I do keep coming back to look at that last shot. One of the best I've seen I think.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
« Reply #50 on: June 01, 2020, 10:25:23 PM »
Yep that is pretty exceptional.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
« Reply #51 on: June 01, 2020, 11:07:21 PM »
I am weeping as I type this.  Disappointment at still not reaching the final round?  Relief at not having to face Miles or hedgehog?  We may never know.

Phew :)

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
« Reply #52 on: June 02, 2020, 02:43:59 PM »
I am weeping as I type this.  Disappointment at still not reaching the final round?  Relief at not having to face Miles or hedgehog?  We may never know.

Phew :)

You forced him to raise his game since the previous round. I applaud you for that.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
« Reply #53 on: June 02, 2020, 02:46:48 PM »
Maybe it's a bit early to ask, but how the fuck did you do those gargoyles in your first shot Cee Dubya? They're amazing.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
« Reply #54 on: June 02, 2020, 03:01:53 PM »
I can field that one - Google 'sheela na gig'.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
« Reply #55 on: June 02, 2020, 08:27:22 PM »
I can field that one - Google 'sheela na gig'.

Thanks. I had no idea they were so filthy in the olden days. That's one for the Phwooaarr!!! thread. If you can get over the fact that she looks a bit like Zippy, anyway.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
« Reply #56 on: June 02, 2020, 09:51:57 PM »


I love you too Cerys x

Can you tweet that so I can retweet it please?

Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
« Reply #57 on: June 02, 2020, 10:35:25 PM »
Congrats to Crabwalk who is into yet another Wimblewrong final with a 19-4 win over Cerys. I'll post a new thread with details for the final tomorrow at around 5pm, after the other semifinal has concluded, so keep an eye out for that.

Congrats to Cerys for a fantastic tournament and brilliant match here as well.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
« Reply #58 on: June 02, 2020, 10:58:24 PM »
Thanks Cerys, you've been amazing all tournament and your shots in this match were as demented and hilarious and original as ever. Can't believe you've never made a final. Voters need to sort their shit out IMO. CONSIDER YOUR HAND BITTEN, VOTERS.

Can you tweet that so I can retweet it please?

Sure thing. I'm certain it'll have an equally incredible response as when Johnny suggested I tweet my IKEA one out last round. Two whole retweets, baby.

Fucking hell, do I really have to come up with three more of these cunting things? Can't I be furloughed or something?
« Last Edit: June 02, 2020, 11:11:54 PM by Crabwalk »

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Semifinals - Cerys v Crabwalk NSFW
« Reply #59 on: June 02, 2020, 11:21:11 PM »
Cheers, Crabby - and I'm serious about being relieved.  Although I'm a bit peeved that I didn't do one of my earliest ideas - Bosch's  Corden of Earthly Delights.

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