OASIS ARE FUCKING GREAT AREN'T THEY

[DrGreggles]

definitely did mate you heard what he said

Noel didn't...

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Love the idea of Noel G listening to "Heroes" and thinking "yeah, the combined talents of David Bowie, Brian Eno, Tony Visconti, Robert Fripp and Carlos Alomar only go so far; there is something lacking in this endeavour that I alone can bring".

"This needs to somehow sound more like the BBC version of Perfect Day."

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Noel didn't...

DYKNOW WHAT HE MEEEEEAAUUNS, though

[idunnosomename]

"This needs to somehow sound more like the BBC version of Perfect Day."

war crime

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bumping thread for any updates of how fucking great Oasis are


got any news?

[Neville Chamberlain]

They remain dreadful :-(

[itsfredtitmus]

oasis are better than big star

[Captain Z]

Thank you for requesting an analysis of whether or not Oasis are fucking great


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FUCKING GREAT

[itsfredtitmus]

teenage fanclub are oasis for cowards

[idunnosomename]

He said, "I've been to the year 3000
Not much has changed
But they lived underwater
And your great, great, great granddaughter
Is pretty fine
Is pretty fine"

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I bet Andrew Sachs was delighted to hear those phone calls set to music.

[Captain Crunch]

[Captain Z]

That restored church painting has let itself go,

[rue the polywhirl]

Paul Dano got cast in a Liam Gallagher/Oasis biopic and somehow got used as the basis for that tattoo.

[phantom_power]

Looks more like Gruff Rhys

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Looks more like Mel Smith.

[Sebastian Cobb]

shit the bed

[the science eel]

I heard some of that Noel's Flying Birds this evening on some old Sky Arts festival thing. Now THERE was a colourless, joyless, constipated band if ever there was. Fuck's sake

[PaulTMA]

They sound like Train without the obvious sex appeal

[PaulTMA]

To be fair, Elbow were the most universally adored band on this forum in 2008/09

[the science eel]

or Erasure

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Sincerely not joking - I really can't see how that's anything to do with Oasis.  It looks like a unicorn where the horn is also one of those biros that stands in a base that they have in banks.

[idunnosomename]

why is he wrapped up in a bin bag? also why is there a giant melon up there? did he get his gallaghers mixed up?

[jobotic]

Helen Love Forever more like

[Funcrusher]

oasis are better than big star

Oh dear.

[thecuriousorange]

Oasis are both looked down on and massively overrated, generic and occasionally special, wildly popular with people who don't like music and good for a drunken shoutalong.

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twang-twang-twanga-twang-twang
LAAAAAAUUUUUUUUTTT LEEEEEEEEEAAAAR
I DON'T REEAALLLLLYYYY WWANNNNAAAAAAA KNUOOOOOOUUUUUUWWWW
IN THE MORRRRRRRRAARRRRRNNNNING RAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNN



I mean for fuck's sake.  Just be less shit, it's not hard.

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I'm sorry to insist on banging on about this, but I feel it reveals a formerly overlooked crucial truth about Oasis.

If you can move the pen down over the horse's forehead that's exactly the same as the tattoo.

[Head Gardener]

found this monster rare 7" by the original Oasis today

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

is that Peter Skellern/Julian Lloyd Webber Oasis or yet another Oasis?