Smallville except baby Clark Kent is first found shitting beneath an apple tre

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Everything else would be exactly the same, but for the scene where baby Clark Kent is first discovered by Aunt May and Uncle Fester, he is squatting with his pants around his ankles and he's shitting with all his super-might. 

And in the background there's all geese and other farmyard beasts turning green from the stench and gurning towards the camera.

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alright?  I'm looking forward to the green light.

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How about instead of an apple tree it's a giant plinth in memory of Terence Trent Darby?

Everything else the same: the power shitting, the cows and geese gurning and going green, Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru chugging lemon squash, but a big plinth commemorating the life of Terence Trent Darby instead of the apple tre.

I'll put in a grand.

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Thanks.  Happy to accept your creative choice there in receipt of the grand.