I've got £20

[popcorn]

read it and weep losers.

[idunnosomename]

I promise to pay the bearer on demand the sum of twenty pounds

[kittens]

i have 27 pounds in cash.

[popcorn]

i have 27 pounds in cash.

no way...

proof ?

[pancreas]

There is none. Imagine him having 27 pounds when he could have 3-4 bottles of red wine instead. It's absurd.

[kittens]

i'll post pics when i get home.

[Spoon of Ploff]

prolly covered in Covids... it's worthless!

[Fishfinger]

I had to escort someone to a doctor's appointment today, and on the way there we found a fake £5. People are such cunts.

[Ferris]

I found a pound coin in a drawer the other day, GUARANTEED free from vid.

I start the bidding at twenty pounds.

[seepage]

I've got a USB stick with 30 quid on it. Protects from the vid and 5g. £300+VAT, but it converts 5g into even more quids.

[kittens]

i put together a "cash counter" algorithm to demonstrate the fact that i have exactly £27 pounds in cash on my desk right now

[Tony Tony Tony]

i put together a "cash counter" algorithm to demonstrate the fact that i have exactly £27 pounds in cash on my desk right now

Fake news

[Ferris]

It's nice to see that you have hosted that gif in 1998. Gives it a real retro feel.

[Fishfinger]

It's nice to see that you have hosted that gif in 1998. Gives it a real retro feel.

kittens is my child. I threatened him with municipal punishments in order to grind him into the man he is today. and I swore I'd give him £27 if he was a good boy. I am delighted to have finally made good on this promise, and I apologise for embarrassing him by exposing the truth about his windfall of cash.

[popcorn]

i put together a "cash counter" algorithm to demonstrate the fact that i have exactly £27 pounds in cash on my desk right now

Fucking HELL

[popcorn]

i put together a "cash counter" algorithm to demonstrate the fact that i have exactly £27 pounds in cash on my desk right now

has this video been edited?

[kittens]

no, it is a unedited live stream. i've spent £5 of it on fruit squash now. but i still have a grand total of £2 cash more than you.

[popcorn]

Likes his squash, huh... all I have to do is play the waiting game and he'll soon fritter it away on cordial. Then it'll be popcorn who's quids ahead.

[Ferris]

kittens if you buy more cordial I will mail you my pound coin so that you are still ahead of popcorn

[kittens]

hello ferris i have bought 100 squashes so i will need 100 of pounds please.

[idunnosomename]

There are no good people with £27

[Ferris]

hello ferris i have bought 100 squashes so i will need 100 of pounds please.

No worries, just send the receipts to the usual address (copies/scans will NOT be accepted) and I will happily reimburse you in pound coins

[jsgibble]

Has anyone got any money they want to swap

[kittens]

what you got

[jsgibble]

A tenner (grey/off-white)

[idunnosomename]

i've got a shiny 10p if you wanna swap