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I've got £20
« on: May 29, 2020, 12:44:37 PM »
read it and weep losers.

Re: I've got £20
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2020, 12:49:32 PM »
I promise to pay the bearer on demand the sum of twenty pounds

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Re: I've got £20
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2020, 12:50:13 PM »
i have 27 pounds in cash.

Re: I've got £20
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2020, 12:51:21 PM »
i have 27 pounds in cash.

no way...

proof ?

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Re: I've got £20
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2020, 02:00:16 PM »
There is none. Imagine him having 27 pounds when he could have 3-4 bottles of red wine instead. It's absurd.

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Re: I've got £20
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2020, 05:00:14 PM »
i'll post pics when i get home.

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Re: I've got £20
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2020, 05:06:25 PM »
prolly covered in Covids... it's worthless!

Re: I've got £20
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2020, 05:14:09 PM »
I had to escort someone to a doctor's appointment today, and on the way there we found a fake £5. People are such cunts.

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Re: I've got £20
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2020, 05:14:40 PM »
I found a pound coin in a drawer the other day, GUARANTEED free from vid.

I start the bidding at twenty pounds.

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Re: I've got £20
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2020, 05:27:42 PM »
I've got a USB stick with 30 quid on it. Protects from the vid and 5g. £300+VAT, but it converts 5g into even more quids.

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Re: I've got £20
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2020, 07:53:35 PM »
i put together a "cash counter" algorithm to demonstrate the fact that i have exactly £27 pounds in cash on my desk right now


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Re: I've got £20
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2020, 08:45:19 PM »
i put together a "cash counter" algorithm to demonstrate the fact that i have exactly £27 pounds in cash on my desk right now


Fake news

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Re: I've got £20
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2020, 08:46:02 PM »
It’s nice to see that you have hosted that gif in 1998. Gives it a real retro feel.

Re: I've got £20
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2020, 08:57:04 PM »
It’s nice to see that you have hosted that gif in 1998. Gives it a real retro feel.

kittens is my child. I threatened him with municipal punishments in order to grind him into the man he is today. and I swore I'd give him £27 if he was a good boy. I am delighted to have finally made good on this promise, and I apologise for embarrassing him by exposing the truth about his windfall of cash.

Re: I've got £20
« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2020, 09:33:24 PM »
i put together a "cash counter" algorithm to demonstrate the fact that i have exactly £27 pounds in cash on my desk right now



Fucking HELL

Re: I've got £20
« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2020, 03:38:56 AM »
i put together a "cash counter" algorithm to demonstrate the fact that i have exactly £27 pounds in cash on my desk right now



has this video been edited?

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Re: I've got £20
« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2020, 09:39:38 AM »
no, it is a unedited live stream. i've spent £5 of it on fruit squash now. but i still have a grand total of £2 cash more than you.

Re: I've got £20
« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2020, 03:03:03 PM »
Likes his squash, huh... all I have to do is play the waiting game and he'll soon fritter it away on cordial. Then it'll be popcorn who's quids ahead.

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Re: I've got £20
« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2020, 03:39:57 PM »
kittens if you buy more cordial I will mail you my pound coin so that you are still ahead of popcorn

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Re: I've got £20
« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2020, 04:11:28 PM »
hello ferris i have bought 100 squashes so i will need 100 of pounds please.

Re: I've got £20
« Reply #20 on: May 30, 2020, 06:09:12 PM »
There are no good people with £27

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Re: I've got £20
« Reply #21 on: May 30, 2020, 06:32:08 PM »
hello ferris i have bought 100 squashes so i will need 100 of pounds please.

No worries, just send the receipts to the usual address (copies/scans will NOT be accepted) and I will happily reimburse you in pound coins

Re: I've got £20
« Reply #22 on: May 31, 2020, 12:39:27 AM »
Has anyone got any money they want to swap

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Re: I've got £20
« Reply #23 on: May 31, 2020, 12:51:09 AM »
what you got

Re: I've got £20
« Reply #24 on: May 31, 2020, 01:14:38 AM »
A tenner (grey/off-white)

Re: I've got £20
« Reply #25 on: May 31, 2020, 01:30:53 AM »
i've got a shiny 10p if you wanna swap

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