Desolation VI: The Covidian Wastes

[Glebe]

You Google happy animals and end up viewing extreme porn. Another month of guilt and depression.

[Twit 2]

Aced your new job interview BUT it's in a ditch, in an Aberdeen, in a hollowed-out turd spore on Fred West's face, in a forgotten Bovril tin clattering on a ghast tractor's exhaust—stuck half-way down the ghoul pipe—on a plank of timber washed onto a beach gnarled with sewage. The boss man is called KATO PAC and the whole place fucking STINKS of prawns.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Your best mate Bendy the Ruler calls in a long standing debt.

[Glebe]

A warm can of Guinness causes ructions in the arse region.

[Berthas Fat Leg]

A My Little Pony tries desperately to look the other way.

[Glebe]

Comedian Kevin Day gets angry with a broken DVD player.

[petril]

Classic Classified Football Results

[Glebe]

You wake up in Scarborough covered in dog vomit.

[Pingers]

You wake up in Scarborough covered in dog vomit.

At least things are looking up

[derek stitt]

The chemical affecting the senses most at the Daniel O'Donell mosh pit is something other than ammonia, the purists are irked.

[Glebe]

Mike Read enjoys a Grange Hill VHS binge watch in his bedsit in Furness.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

The biblical mouse plague of Eastern Australia claims another victim. A biblical mouse.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

The inventor of child safety locks is entombed in a sandpit, but no matter how hard he pinches and twists the sand, he can't get free.

[Glebe]

Arnold of Suffolk masturbates himself naked down.the high street while neighbours make comments like "I always knew there was something about Arnie."

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

You are spurned from a multi-faith prayer room because 'no one recognises the Church of Power-Wanking'.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

You go to a rave and someone tells you you've come last. You don't fully understand what a rave is so get upset.

[Ferris]

A sun-downing parakeet.

Polly literally just had crackers.

[batwings]

A man making a dead dog puppet dance to Blurred Lines wins Bridgwater's Got Talent, 2021.

[Glebe]

Gerry Adams brings out Easter eggs.

[Twit 2]

Your last words are "Asparagus, by Chedney Honks..."

[Spoon of Ploff]

The jokes thread on a comedy forum struggles to fill 11pages after two years.

[Glebe]

Graham Norton gets bored and kills a guest.

[batwings]

Johnny Ball tells some pork belly that "it's OVER".

An out of shape bingo caller hogs a carousell seahorse.

[Glebe]

A farmer puts his scarecrow reading a copy of The Telegraph from 2011.

[Ferris]

[Cuellar]

Christ thought that had to be a mock up

[Ferris]

Christ thought that had to be a mock up

Yeah the absolute state of it.

https://mobile.twitter.com/eddiemarsan/status/1373242851677634563

[batwings]

400 piece Will Carling jigsaw, lurking in a hospice cupboard.

[Chicory]

Pete Wylie gets addicted to the Sun puzzle page.

[Spoon of Ploff]

a telephoto lens is left in the fridge