Author Topic: Desolation VI: The Covidian Wastes  (Read 84576 times)

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Re: Desolation VI: The Covidian Wastes
« Reply #2220 on: October 14, 2021, 08:05:44 PM »
Your mother fucks your gaoler in a lagoon full of blood.

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Re: Desolation VI: The Covidian Wastes
« Reply #2221 on: October 14, 2021, 08:09:22 PM »
Your mother fucks your gaoler in a lagoon full of blood.

He gives her a 2/5 on Punternet.

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Re: Desolation VI: The Covidian Wastes
« Reply #2222 on: October 14, 2021, 09:01:23 PM »
Someone begins to correct you when over Sunday dinner you talk about the “server-side of beef”, until you go on to mention the “client-side of all the trimmings”.

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Re: Desolation VI: The Covidian Wastes
« Reply #2223 on: October 15, 2021, 08:51:31 PM »
a man doubles down when his newly launched patter is ignored

Glebe

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Re: Desolation VI: The Covidian Wastes
« Reply #2224 on: October 15, 2021, 11:35:28 PM »
Barry of Clydebank spends his weekends polishing his collection of Games Workshop metal figures "to a remarkable shine".

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Re: Desolation VI: The Covidian Wastes
« Reply #2225 on: Yesterday at 05:28:12 AM »
Your new MP for Southend, Dogdon.

Re: Desolation VI: The Covidian Wastes
« Reply #2226 on: Yesterday at 11:54:22 AM »
Your new MP for Southend, Dogdon.
lmao, good stuff

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Re: Desolation VI: The Covidian Wastes
« Reply #2227 on: Yesterday at 02:04:16 PM »

Glebe

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Re: Desolation VI: The Covidian Wastes
« Reply #2228 on: Yesterday at 06:50:57 PM »
Some disappointed Mormons mutter utter doggeral beside an off-licence in Cheshire.

batwings

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Re: Desolation VI: The Covidian Wastes
« Reply #2229 on: Yesterday at 08:15:01 PM »
A Hattie Jacques doppelgänger leaves a creamy turd in your dodgem car.

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Re: Desolation VI: The Covidian Wastes
« Reply #2230 on: Yesterday at 08:26:14 PM »
Watching old Met Office weather forecasts and going 'they got that one wrong' then complaining to the BBC.

Glebe

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Re: Desolation VI: The Covidian Wastes
« Reply #2231 on: Yesterday at 08:49:56 PM »
Greasy shitcakes are the only item on today's menu at The Glum Spoon, Holmfirth.

batwings

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Re: Desolation VI: The Covidian Wastes
« Reply #2232 on: Yesterday at 09:42:36 PM »
A dented tin of elbow soup, forgotten in the back of an old zoophile’s larder.

Twit 2

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Re: Desolation VI: The Covidian Wastes
« Reply #2233 on: Yesterday at 10:57:11 PM »
LinkedIn list you in the latrine business, no matter where you’re employed.

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Re: Desolation VI: The Covidian Wastes
« Reply #2234 on: Yesterday at 10:58:05 PM »
Your son tells you his skull makes him horny.

Twit 2

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Re: Desolation VI: The Covidian Wastes
« Reply #2235 on: Yesterday at 11:00:39 PM »
Des Lynam goes dogging in a car seat.

Glebe

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Re: Desolation VI: The Covidian Wastes
« Reply #2236 on: Today at 01:01:37 AM »
Norman takes pleasure in knowing that there's a Cup-a-Soup waiting for him when he gets home. He'll enjoy that as he watches racing highlights on his 11" B&W set. Oh wait he had the Cup-a-Soup last night and the telly's on the blink. Shite.

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