Author Topic: Wimblewrong 2020 Final: Crabwalk Vs Miles  (Read 14597 times)

Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Final: Crabwalk Vs Miles
« Reply #30 on: June 10, 2020, 06:58:47 PM »
Bloody hell. That's a Federer-level no-look one handed return ace Boomshot. It's almost criminal that these creations are confined to an obscure corner of the web. But we get to enjoy them, so fuck 'em.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Final: Crabwalk Vs Miles
« Reply #31 on: June 12, 2020, 12:25:08 AM »
*covfefe*


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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Final: Crabwalk Vs Miles
« Reply #32 on: June 12, 2020, 08:16:29 AM »
Very nice, although I admit it took me a bit of googling to understand it as I've not read Five Children and It (nor read or seen any Harry Potter, for that matter).
« Last Edit: June 12, 2020, 08:31:08 AM by Johnny Yesno »

Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Final: Crabwalk Vs Miles
« Reply #33 on: June 12, 2020, 11:20:51 AM »
Lovely stuff.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Final: Crabwalk Vs Miles
« Reply #34 on: June 12, 2020, 01:19:33 PM »
I just turned my laptop upside down to read the NHS letter next to the book. Incredible detail!

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Final: Crabwalk Vs Miles
« Reply #35 on: June 12, 2020, 01:29:00 PM »
Loving the NHS payslip niche humor.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Final: Crabwalk Vs Miles
« Reply #36 on: June 12, 2020, 03:24:38 PM »
I chortled.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Final: Crabwalk Vs Miles
« Reply #37 on: June 14, 2020, 11:08:02 PM »

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Final: Crabwalk Vs Miles
« Reply #38 on: June 15, 2020, 02:14:42 PM »
Yes! This final was really missing the anus theme. I am happy now.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Final: Crabwalk Vs Miles
« Reply #39 on: June 15, 2020, 02:32:41 PM »
God there's so much in that shot! I love it

EDIT: woohoo! I'm in it!

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Final: Crabwalk Vs Miles
« Reply #40 on: June 16, 2020, 02:31:03 AM »
Niiiiice!

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Final: Crabwalk Vs Miles
« Reply #41 on: June 17, 2020, 12:36:07 AM »
*You don't get anything for a Keir*



Cheers Crabwalk!

Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Final: Crabwalk Vs Miles
« Reply #42 on: June 17, 2020, 01:09:18 AM »
Well done both of you. A fantastic final, and the one that this tournament deserves. I'm going to take some time to mull it over before I vote.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Final: Crabwalk Vs Miles
« Reply #43 on: June 17, 2020, 01:24:09 AM »
Fucksakes. Both of you thoughtlessly being bloody brilliant. How am I supposed to choose?

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Final: Crabwalk Vs Miles
« Reply #44 on: June 17, 2020, 01:31:32 AM »
fuuuuuuuuuck

Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Final: Crabwalk Vs Miles
« Reply #45 on: June 17, 2020, 01:35:12 AM »
It's a really tough choice, but I think I'm going to go with Miles because I just love that final shot. A perfect closer to this match and the whole tournament. Had it been a normal four-shot match, I think I would have swayed Crabwalk, as that Rowling/Glinner shot made me laugh as much as anything in this year's Wimblewrong.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Final: Crabwalk Vs Miles
« Reply #46 on: June 17, 2020, 02:15:55 AM »
Loved Crab’s second shot, but Miles sneaks it. Ruddy good game.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Final: Crabwalk Vs Miles
« Reply #47 on: June 17, 2020, 03:45:29 AM »
Fucksakes. Both of you thoughtlessly being bloody brilliant. How am I supposed to choose?

This.  I should be voting for Crabwalk, to make my defeat even more worthy than it already was - but then Miles puts the kibosh on that by being just as amazing.  I can't choose between them.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Final: Crabwalk Vs Miles
« Reply #48 on: June 17, 2020, 06:53:02 AM »
Got to be Miles. Amazing match from both players though.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Final: Crabwalk Vs Miles
« Reply #49 on: June 17, 2020, 10:17:36 AM »
thought crab had it in the bag at first but miles' last two are championship winners. miles

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Final: Crabwalk Vs Miles
« Reply #50 on: June 17, 2020, 10:53:10 AM »
A final worthy of what has been a tremendous tournament this year.  A tight one to judge but overall Miles edges it by a hair.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Final: Crabwalk Vs Miles
« Reply #51 on: June 17, 2020, 12:13:49 PM »
Miles by a whisker or pube

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Final: Crabwalk Vs Miles
« Reply #52 on: June 17, 2020, 12:42:30 PM »
Miles (me by proxy)

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Final: Crabwalk Vs Miles
« Reply #53 on: June 17, 2020, 12:51:00 PM »
That was amazing! Every shot an absolute belter.

I’ll vote crabwalk but it seems churlish to pick a winner out that. The sport of Wimblewrong was the real winner.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Final: Crabwalk Vs Miles
« Reply #54 on: June 17, 2020, 02:36:45 PM »
thought crab had it in the bag at first but miles' last two are championship winners. miles

Yeah, that's the direction I'm leaning as well. Crabbo put up a good fight but Miles was relentless, like fuckin Kenshiro off of "Fist of the North Star".

WOOOOAAAATATATATATATATAT

Great game, though, and what a year this has been.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Final: Crabwalk Vs Miles
« Reply #55 on: June 17, 2020, 02:39:43 PM »
Stunning stuff from both but for me Crabwalk's second is an ace that just can't be beat.

Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Final: Crabwalk Vs Miles
« Reply #56 on: June 17, 2020, 02:40:05 PM »
Vote Miles

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Final: Crabwalk Vs Miles
« Reply #57 on: June 17, 2020, 03:35:32 PM »
one last time then...

Crabs opening is the classic Album Wrong, which he also used in the 2018 final to great effect. Miles however counters this beautifully.. the "Paused" is an especially nice touch. Neither of the second round of shots chimed much with me (Clive), but I'd say Crabs edged it. These shots felt a little like our Titans of wrong were jockeying for position - to play that killer final shot. Crabs incorporation of Wrongs from earlier rounds is either a genius move, or a desperate attempt to curry favour with his peers. Miles, for me, knocks it out the part with his mixture of Alan Moore's  Watchmen and the beige one (who I think had escaped 2020 more or less unscathed until this point).

So for me it's go to be Miles by 2-1

A-and it purely coincidence that has seen me vote in the last two rounds against the players who have humiliated me in finals from years past.



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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Final: Crabwalk Vs Miles
« Reply #58 on: June 17, 2020, 03:36:40 PM »
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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 Final: Crabwalk Vs Miles
« Reply #59 on: June 17, 2020, 04:27:50 PM »
I judge Miles to be the tallest giant, but only by a lump on the head.

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