Big Brother: Best Episodes Ever

[Hand Solo]

One amusing detail that always stuck in my head is in Big Brother 7, Lea the one with the giant fake breasts and plastic surgery was talking to Tourettes Pete I think about early crushes or something, and she said when she was young she used to fancy Skeletor!

[up_the_hampipe]

One amusing detail that always stuck in my head is in Big Brother 7, Lea the one with the giant fake breasts and plastic surgery was talking to Tourettes Pete I think about early crushes or something, and she said when she was young she used to fancy Skeletor!

Haha, love those little windows into people's heads. I remember Josie in BB11 saying that whenever she's feeling low, she just thinks about that woman who got her face ripped off by a chimpanzee, makes her feel better.

[Deanjam]

To be fair, Skeletor has a hell of a physique. Obviously works out.

[Hand Solo]

To be fair, Skeletor has a hell of a physique. Obviously works out.

Yeah, Lea did mention liking his muscles rather than bony bonce. But then why not fancy He-Man or any of the other muscle-bound chuckle-fucks in the `Masters Of The Universe' universe? No, she goes for old camp-as-Christmas evil Skull Face guy.

[sevendaughters]

Haha, love those little windows into people's heads. I remember Josie in BB11 saying that whenever she's feeling low, she just thinks about that woman who got her face ripped off by a chimpanzee, makes her feel better.

everyone watching on like this was Bertrand Russell dropping logic

[Olarrio]

My wife ("my wife!") was in the same student halls as Samanda who were apparently 100% the same as they were off screen as they were on. Somewhat concerningly they were studying social work at the time, although they seem to have gone into fashion/skincare now.

I wasn't aware they released a single post-BB but this Wikipedia entry says all you need to know:

"They have released two music singles since leaving Big Brother: a cover of Aqua's "Barbie Girl", and "Honey Love" which is a cover of Puppy Love by Donny Osmond with slightly different lyrics featuring the Honey Monster from the Sugar Puffs adverts.

A further unreleased song "Whistle for a hottie" has been leaked on YouTube"

[Hundhoon]

My wife ("my wife!") was in the same student halls as Samanda who were apparently 100% the same as they were off screen as they were on. Somewhat concerningly they were studying social work at the time, although they seem to have gone into fashion/skincare now.

I wasn't aware they released a single post-BB but this Wikipedia entry says all you need to know:

"They have released two music singles since leaving Big Brother: a cover of Aqua's "Barbie Girl", and "Honey Love" which is a cover of Puppy Love by Donny Osmond with slightly different lyrics featuring the Honey Monster from the Sugar Puffs adverts.

A further unreleased song "Whistle for a hottie" has been leaked on YouTube"

they always seemed like the most perplexing pointless housemates of all time, apparently they were not meant to be real housemates, they were meant to be a marketing strategy for Endemol. it didnt go the way they planned.
it never made sense at the time why there was way more females in that house than males.
i remember 3 weeks into BB8 and they had barely said a word on screen finding it weird. every major event in the house they just sat in the background.
When it was nominations day the producers would not even bother showing them nominating most of the time.
because you could barely understand a word they were saying, and when they did speak it was nothing.
just uneducated thick, vacuous, acting like creepy mentally stunted little girls with ear piercing screams, i think Endemol gave up on them and wanted them out realising they made a huge mistake but none of the housemates would ever vote for them.

they just jumped around screaming in the background, one of the many reasons that 2007 series of Big Brother failed the producers went up their own arse.

[Custard]

Not surprisingly they were offered various porn jobs once they left the house, but turned them down.

They were really shit, agreed. They were like an even more shallow and pointless version of the Bella twins from the wrestling

[Hand Solo]

They were really shit, agreed. They were like an even more shallow and pointless version of the Bella twins from the wrestling

Imagine making the Cheeky Girls look like industrious mavericks.

[Replies From View]

Series 9 had one of the most irritating things I've seen television. One of the housemates took it upon themselves to "cook" four tins of tinned spaghetti on the stove and then place it in tupperware containers, the idea being that if anyone wanted some later they would only have to "heat it up". And all the other housemates just went "oh brilliant, thanks for doing that," it seemingly not occurring to anyone how pointless this was.

Fuck's sake.  I'm feeling triggered just imagining that.