Only Fools And Horses Rodney Toy

[Blumf]

https://www.aldi.co.uk/only-fools-and-horses-rodney-toy/p/014098380468704

From the classic TV show that everyone knows and loves, this Only Fools and Horses Rodney Soft Toy is bound to bring a smile to Dads face. This toy even says Rodney's famous catchphrases!

Cleaning Instructions

• Wipe clean only

Features

• Famous character from the popular show
• Great gift idea
• Says his famous catchphrases

"Famous catchphrases"? Plural?

[Captain Z]

Classic humour

[Pijlstaart]

Doesn't look like Rodney, he didn't have little black legs and he never wore hotpants. Maybe they've mixed him up with another character. He's looking wistfully at where his legs should be, were they burned off, was this in one of the christmas specials? Not big on melancholy in my toys.

[badaids]

The way it's written I thought these were the catchphrases:

Cleaning Instructions
Wipe clean only

[Fambo Number Mive]

I like how.only.one of the three items listed under feature is a feature.

Imagine getting just that for Fathers Day. Glad I dont have children

After a week it ends up behind the sofa for the next decade, before being rescued by a plush Del Boy.

[easytarget]

"Famous catchphrases"? Plural?

"A rhino?"
"The head of the computer section is starving bloody 'ungry"
"I bought you a donner kebab"

[Danger Man]

"What the bloody hell am I going to say to her?"

[beanheadmcginty]

Good job it's wipe clean.

[Huxleys Babkins]

"He asked me to get him an Emperor Burger, but I couldn't afford it so I got him a cheeseburger."

[JamesTC]

Recreate such famous moments as when Rodney hid from a mob because he thought he was a rapist or when Del Boy fell through the bar and Rodney wasn't there.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Nice three wheeled van soft toy: https://www.aldi.co.uk/only-fools-and-horses-van-soft-toy/p/014098380469106

They also sell the Del Boy and Uncle Albert toys. Cabbers with young children could use the dolls to act out a santised scene from the show.

I wonder what other sitcoms could have toys.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Little Britain had some plush toys;

[idunnosomename]

they had big versions of these in last year - maybe like now they were for fathers day. anyway I did a del falling through the bar mime with them when shopping on Monday which got a laugh at least

[Black Ship]

Little Britain had some plush toys;

Fuck me, that Lou doll looks fucking evil.

[idunnosomename]

that should have gone back to prototype because it looks complete shit

vibes of this fucking disasterpiece

[thecuriousorange]

"My name's not Dave. It's Rodney. You're the only one who calls me Dave."

[JesusAndYourBush]

They were pushing the Delboy toys last year.  When I looked it up I found they first sold them about 2 or 3 years earlier along with one of Uncle Albert and Rodney.  They must have made too many and still a massive warehouse full of them if they're still trying to offload them.

[Smeraldina Rima]

[SpiderChrist]

If it doesn't say "I ain't got a GCE in pork" then I don't fucking want one.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Did Lyndhurst record the phrases I wonder?

[TheBrownBottle]

"Perfick"
"Penfold, shush"

[Sebastian Cobb]

Did Lyndhurst record the phrases I wonder?

Rodders from Only Fools and 3 Courses would be more appropriate given how tenuous the likeness is.

[Johnny Yesno]

https://www.aldi.co.uk/only-fools-and-horses-rodney-toy/p/014098380468704

Cleaning Instructions

• Wipe clean only

What a shame. Dad will have to throw it away after he's fucked it.

[Jake Thingray]

Wonder if the OFAH superfan who was quoted as saying "The writers are so witty. I love all the catchphrases" had something to do with this.

[idunnosomename]

They were pushing the Delboy toys last year.  When I looked it up I found they first sold them about 2 or 3 years earlier along with one of Uncle Albert and Rodney.  They must have made too many and still a massive warehouse full of them if they're still trying to offload them.

ironically, a very delboy-esque wheeze Aldi are pulling

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

"Cassandra's miscarriage"

[Blumf]

"Cassandra's miscarriage"

[Mister Six]

Fuck me, that's amazing.

[Blumf]

Wish I could claim credit
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1388332-loss

[idunnosomename]

Hahahhahaha