What if dinosaurs were the true inhabitants of Earth?

[Sheffield Wednesday]

And we are the cockroaches who survived the fallout.

[PlanktonSideburns]

i recon the wild boar and the octos are next in line

[idunnosomename]

Makes you think

[shagatha crustie]

Can you mention one dinosaur that's had a record in the top ten?

[bgmnts]

Barney?

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

And we are the cockroaches who survived the fallout.

I'm not a cockroach, I'm a highly evolved mammal. Fuck you.

[Butchers Blind]

Would dinosaurs have thought up the plot of Jurassic Park?  I think not.

[idunnosomename]

Can you mention one dinosaur that's had a record in the top ten?

cliff

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

T Rex surely?

[NoSleep]

And we are the cockroaches who survived the fallout.

Essentially that's what happened. We descended from the rodents that feasted on the rotting corpses and vegetation for however many years before the dust settled after the asteroid hit. Probably some cockroaches, too.

[bgmnts]

I personally don't think we are as impressive as cockroaches.

[Pijlstaart]

It's going to be small things, that's for sure, you look at all the big animals and how gormless they've become, they're plodding about fat and naked, they've got nothing planned. It's the little ones, always very surreptitious, look at all the brambly hedge shit, going on right under our noses, and they'll be in prime position to pick up the pieces once we're gone. Permaculture, cottagecore, forest gardens, very fringe ideas we're only beginning to realise are pivotal to our survival and they've had it mastered for decades.

[Replies From View]

If Silurians were the dominant species on Earth do you think they'd have let Chris Chibnall write their 2010 revival episode?  No, they wouldn't.  "FUCK THAT HACK," they would have said, albeit in their own language.

[Replies From View]

I reckon the dinosaurs would have lost their feathers if they'd survived to the current day.  You don't see any feathered creatures reproducing do you, because feathers = gay.

[Petey Pate]

Dinosaurs still live among us, they're just called birds now.

[imitationleather]

The question is: Who gives a fuck?

[thenoise]

I reckon the dinosaurs would have lost their feathers if they'd survived to the current day.  You don't see any feathered creatures reproducing do you, because feathers = gay.

Male and female birds both have fannies - so gay they dont even have willies.

Hyenas both have dicks, manliest creatures ever, tho it does make giving birth rather painful.

[Buelligan]

The question is: Who gives a fuck?

David Fucking Icke, that's who.

[Replies From View]

Hyenas both have dicks, manliest creatures ever, tho it does make giving birth rather painful.

That would explain their constant stream of nervous laughter.

[shagatha crustie]

cliff

Reptilians are not necessarily dinosaurs.

[Butchers Blind]

Look at this cunt



Couldn't even operate a smartphone.

[Johnny Yesno]

Dinosaurs still live among us, they're just called birds now.

Not quite. Birds and dinosaurs have a common ancestor.

[SavageHedgehog]

This is the premise of the film (and possibly book) Carnosaur

[greenman]

Essentially that's what happened. We descended from the rodents that feasted on the rotting corpses and vegetation for however many years before the dust settled after the asteroid hit. Probably some cockroaches, too.

Although the Dino's themselves actually nicked our place after the Permian mass extinction, before that mammal like animals looked set to dominate.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Love a laugh and if this isn't a laugh what is

[petercussing]

I can only read the title and op in Xavier:Renegade angel voice complete with delay.

[Cloud]

There's already one in charge of America.. eyyyy

[Dex Sawash]

Not quite. Birds and dinosaurs have a common ancestor.

Gengis Khan

[Endicott]

Where is the fossilised record of the digital watches that the dinosaurs had? Not there is it. QED.

[Replies From View]

Although the Dino's themselves actually nicked our place after the Permian mass extinction, before that mammal like animals looked set to dominate.

Stupid hairstyles in the Permian era.  We deserved our extinction just as the feathered dinosaurs did.