What if dinosaurs were the true inhabitants of Earth?

[Sheffield Wednesday]

Thank you for all the posts in this thread. I've laughed, I've learned, I've cried.

[bgmnts]

Thank you for making Bosto cry everyone.

It makes me happy.

[Sheffield Wednesday]

Sorry I meant I cried with joy.

[ZoyzaSorris]

Not quite. Birds and dinosaurs have a common ancestor.

Birds did evolve directly from a lineage of dinosaurs, the coelurosaurs to be precise (a group that counts T Rex and velociraptor amongst its alumni).

That's why it is pretty standard in modern palaeontology to use 'non-avian dinosaurs' to refer to your standard prehistoric big fellas. Things like velociraptor and deinonychus represent a lineage of feathered bird-dinosaurs that actually returned to the ground again from flying ancestors. Or so goes the current scientific consensus.

So all of the birds around today can trace a direct family line to the dinosaurs themselves, and it is perfectly accurate to say that dinosaurs live amongst us, and indeed there are many thousands more species of bird than mammal so you could say we still live in the age of dinosaurs! :) of course it's all a matter of semantics in a way as you could say we are all just lobe-finned fish.

But nonetheless a dinosaur bloodline lives on.

And in style. (But also very gay.)

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indeed there are many thousands more species of bird than mammal so you could say we still live in the age of dinosaurs! :)

They aren't tall enough.

[ZoyzaSorris]

Put the worlds 23.7 billion chickens one on top of each other and they'd fill eighteen Olympic swimming pools the area of Wales.

[ZoyzaSorris]

(Dinosaurs don't need to be tall these days, they can fly)

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(Dinosaurs don't need to be tall these days, they can fly)

Fly, can they.  Why did you bring up chickens as the main example of them.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Put the worlds 23.7 billion chickens one on top of each other and they'd fill eighteen Olympic swimming pools the area of Wales.

wow, thats 18 time the sise of wales!

[PlanktonSideburns]

Fly, can they.  Why did you bring up chickens as the main example of them.

chickens fly good, theryre just fat and lazy

[NoSleep]

Put the worlds 23.7 billion chickens one on top of each other and they'd fill eighteen Olympic swimming pools the area of Wales.

Sounds like a recipe for another pandemic.

[Butchers Blind]

Put the worlds 23.7 billion chickens one on top of each other and they'd fill eighteen Olympic swimming pools the area of Wales.

You hear statistics like this but has anyone had the balls to try it in practice.

[Shit Good Nose]

Look at this cunt



Couldn't even operate a smartphone.

Indeed.  And a carnivore?  Sure about that?  Give him a bucket of KFC or a full rack of ribs, he won't be able to fucking eat them will he.  Worst carnivore ever.

[idunnosomename]

did dinosaurs ever piss in a pint glass and drink it in 200 million years? no. terrible

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did dinosaurs ever piss in a pint glass and drink it in 200 million years? no. terrible

because they don't live that long



they drink it in about three minutes

[steve98]

Look at this cunt



Any time. I'm not scared of daddy long-legs, and I'm not scared of that ugly meat-head.

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[idunnosomename]

Any time. I'm not scared of daddy long-legs, and I'm not scared of that ugly meat-head.

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check out this dunce olol

[steve98]

Yeah, I fucked that up :(

[dissolute ocelot]

Fairly sure it's whoever kills all the other animals, wins. Humans are way ahead of crappy dinosaurs who never established anything like our kill-anything-that's-not-a-coronavirus skills. A lot of the Mesozoic stuff you know and love weren't even dinosaurs, e.g. plesiosaurs, pterosaurs, to say nothing of trilobites, the spirally shell things, giant insects, dragons, the easter bunny, and big trees.

[NoSleep]

Fairly sure it's whoever kills all the other animals, wins.

Asteroids rule the Earth? or super-volcanoes?

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or covids

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In a game of top trumps what would win out of Linford Christie and a covid

[bgmnts]

What are the categories?

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Never mind that

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just say which one would win

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Birds did evolve directly from a lineage of dinosaurs, the coelurosaurs to be precise

More like the cloaca-saurus.

Hehe, sick burn against the birds there. They're basically incontinent at both ends. They don't know their piss from their shit. The pea-brained idiots.

[idunnosomename]

i call tyrannosaurus rex "daddy short-arms"

[Poobum]

A supreme being.

[Shit Good Nose]

In a game of top trumps what would win out of Linford Christie and a covid

How big is the covid's cock and balls?

[Thursday]

Dinosaurs were 66 Million years weren't they? It's ridiculous. Humanity is basically Saved By the Bell: The New Class.