Author Topic: Glinner: thread for backseat moderators and hand-wringing [split topic]  (Read 42254 times)

Re: Glinner: thread for backseat moderators and hand-wringing [split topic]
« Reply #750 on: September 06, 2021, 07:42:24 PM »
Things that are 'woke', according to various fuckwits on the internet:
 - Graphs
 - Thinking trans women are women
 - Pen Farthing's fan club, i.e. people who think dogs and cats should be airlifted out of Afghanistan ahead of people, which is pretty ironic given that these types tend to be the sort of people who would much rather save animals than refugees because herp derp they're all terrorists anyway
 - Adverts with black people in
 - Thinking G-d Save the Queen is a dirge
 - History, unless it says that the British Empire was Good, Actually
 - Getting angry and shouting at people for disagreeing with your opinions
 - Pronouns, generally
 - Sir Keith
 - Gareth Southgate
 - Asking people not to use racist slurs
 - Feminism
 - The majority of kids' books

For the sake of accuracy, Gareth Southgate is of course a wank, not a woke.

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Re: Glinner: thread for backseat moderators and hand-wringing [split topic]
« Reply #751 on: September 06, 2021, 07:57:16 PM »
Woke graphs, fucking hell 😂 people really will just use their stupid, popular buzzwords for everything.

Maybe it was meant to be "wonky graph"?

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Re: Glinner: thread for backseat moderators and hand-wringing [split topic]
« Reply #752 on: September 06, 2021, 09:13:38 PM »
Q. 1.  Explain the relationship between woke and rage using a line graph. (10 points)

Re: Glinner: thread for backseat moderators and hand-wringing [split topic]
« Reply #753 on: September 06, 2021, 09:44:04 PM »
Saw someone describing a very simple graph they were too dim to understand as 'woke' earlier.




Love the petty "learn to spell" at the end, though I am struggling to see what he spelt wrong

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Re: Glinner: thread for backseat moderators and hand-wringing [split topic]
« Reply #754 on: September 06, 2021, 10:12:26 PM »
Love the petty "learn to spell" at the end, though I am struggling to see what he spelt wrong

The person apparently had a deliberate misspelling in his bio that was obviously done as a joke.


Edit


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Re: Glinner: thread for backseat moderators and hand-wringing [split topic]
« Reply #755 on: September 06, 2021, 10:14:27 PM »
Love the petty "learn to spell" at the end, though I am struggling to see what he spelt wrong

That exchange is pretty funny in itself.





https://twitter.com/marvelbiz/status/1434828141298655234

ah sorry I see BM has beaten me to it.

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Re: Glinner: thread for backseat moderators and hand-wringing [split topic]
« Reply #756 on: September 06, 2021, 10:21:47 PM »
ah sorry I see BM has beaten me to it.

I sneaked in a crafty edit, you beat me to the bio pic.

I see this must have gone viral, screenshots just came up on my feed from someone else with 5000+ likes

Re: Glinner: thread for backseat moderators and hand-wringing [split topic]
« Reply #757 on: September 07, 2021, 09:34:57 AM »
What a dopey cunt

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Re: Glinner: thread for backseat moderators and hand-wringing [split topic]
« Reply #758 on: September 08, 2021, 05:18:53 PM »
saying it here so as not be starting any discourse but i just wanna say i'm not mad about the trend of jumping on rando twitter accounts, probing them for any similarity to glinner no matter how minor, and then taking them to be him with full certainty

think it makes cab come off as uncomfortably obsessive

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Re: Glinner: thread for backseat moderators and hand-wringing [split topic]
« Reply #759 on: September 08, 2021, 05:36:08 PM »
I think this might be the first time an account highlighted in the thread might not actually be him to be fair?

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Re: Glinner: thread for backseat moderators and hand-wringing [split topic]
« Reply #760 on: September 08, 2021, 05:39:12 PM »
sure, but i don't much like the thought of it being a continuing thing; trawling miserable bigot cunt accounts till you find the golden banana

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Re: Glinner: thread for backseat moderators and hand-wringing [split topic]
« Reply #761 on: September 08, 2021, 05:39:57 PM »
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think it makes cab come off as uncomfortably obsessive

Agree. This is not a war and there doesn't need to be footsoldiers.

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Re: Glinner: thread for backseat moderators and hand-wringing [split topic]
« Reply #762 on: September 08, 2021, 05:50:57 PM »
edit: i'm being a cunt, leaving it. sorry
« Last Edit: September 08, 2021, 06:33:32 PM by madhair60 »

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Re: Glinner: thread for backseat moderators and hand-wringing [split topic]
« Reply #763 on: September 08, 2021, 06:04:09 PM »
i'm totally unbothered about shitting on cunts online i'm talking more about how useful (for trans people) and healthy it is on our end

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Re: Glinner: thread for backseat moderators and hand-wringing [split topic]
« Reply #764 on: September 08, 2021, 06:07:44 PM »
Agreed

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Re: Glinner: thread for backseat moderators and hand-wringing [split topic]
« Reply #765 on: September 08, 2021, 06:15:48 PM »
Isn’t pouncing on random accounts waving the ALLY banner and spouting unnecessarily accusatory stuff at people how Glinner got started? It’s not a good look.

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Re: Glinner: thread for backseat moderators and hand-wringing [split topic]
« Reply #766 on: September 08, 2021, 06:27:30 PM »
edit: i'm being a cunt, leaving it. sorry

Re: Glinner: thread for backseat moderators and hand-wringing [split topic]
« Reply #767 on: September 08, 2021, 06:31:59 PM »
There was that James Barry account that really seemed like him at first but wasnt nearly bananas enough. Still going that one.

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Re: Glinner: thread for backseat moderators and hand-wringing [split topic]
« Reply #768 on: September 08, 2021, 06:36:48 PM »
Isn’t pouncing on random accounts waving the ALLY banner and spouting unnecessarily accusatory stuff at people how Glinner got started? It’s not a good look.

What's interesting about this account is that it knew what (CAB would think?) a Glinner account should look like, it wasn't random.

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Re: Glinner: thread for backseat moderators and hand-wringing [split topic]
« Reply #769 on: September 08, 2021, 06:40:03 PM »
can we stop talking about this guy

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Re: Glinner: thread for backseat moderators and hand-wringing [split topic]
« Reply #770 on: September 10, 2021, 01:20:03 AM »
Seconded

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Re: Glinner: thread for backseat moderators and hand-wringing [split topic]
« Reply #771 on: September 10, 2021, 01:29:59 AM »
Nah.

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Re: Glinner: thread for backseat moderators and hand-wringing [split topic]
« Reply #772 on: September 10, 2021, 01:55:38 AM »
Yeah absolutely, fill yer boots with not talking about him. Other people might carry on though. Bloody “free society”.

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Re: Glinner: thread for backseat moderators and hand-wringing [split topic]
« Reply #773 on: September 10, 2021, 01:38:55 PM »

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Re: Glinner: thread for backseat moderators and hand-wringing [split topic]
« Reply #774 on: September 16, 2021, 08:34:16 AM »
I know all you Bananacunt fans likes your 100- page threads ( sometimes cheating, and ending the thread at page 98, oooh, that always niggles me), but maybe padding them out by posting posts which literally say " Glinner smells!" Is possibly not the best way to go. Saying the same thing about Lawrence Fox is justifiable, because he really does look like he reeks, but this is not a good look.

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Re: Glinner: thread for backseat moderators and hand-wringing [split topic]
« Reply #775 on: September 16, 2021, 08:44:09 AM »
You've posted more words about his stink in your complaint about it than there were in the original thread

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Re: Glinner: thread for backseat moderators and hand-wringing [split topic]
« Reply #776 on: September 16, 2021, 08:45:04 AM »
Ah, but only one post, you see. Aaaaaaaaaah.

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Re: Glinner: thread for backseat moderators and hand-wringing [split topic]
« Reply #777 on: September 16, 2021, 08:45:43 AM »
tbf he probably does honk

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Re: Glinner: thread for backseat moderators and hand-wringing [split topic]
« Reply #778 on: September 16, 2021, 08:50:26 AM »
God yeah.  Guarantee, if you forced a proboscis into the folds there would be resident evil.  Not even up for debate chum.

This will (probably) be my only post on this discussion point.  Save planet.

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Re: Glinner: thread for backseat moderators and hand-wringing [split topic]
« Reply #779 on: September 16, 2021, 09:51:10 AM »
this is not a good look.

Lisa JAMC there, making a bold bid to rival Glinner himself in the lack-of-self-awareness stakes.

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