The Tiger Who Came To Tea is now exclusively eating McVities Gold bars

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The Tiger Who Came To Tea is now starving himself because he has become picky about which biscuits are good enough for his palate.  He has become a proper prick the way he sits there aloof from all other biscuits and food items, but I nevertheless feel a fundraiser is in order to help wean him off these McVities Gold bars or I am sure we'll find him starved soon and - lest we forget - he is a tiger in our care, tigers are going extinct and if one dies on our watch then we're going to get fucking done mate.  You and me gonna get done pal


So pls ask your mates and your families for any money they can afford to try to wean The Tiger Who Came To Tea off these fucking biscuit bars of weird yellowy chocolate.



thanks alright

[Thomas]

bung a bob for big beast bar 'bit[nb]habit[/nb]

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Tell you what though - I'm not going to pretend that his snootiness when turning his nose up at all other foods doesn't get on my tits.


fucking does




what kind of tiger wanker thinks that mcvities gold bars are the height of sophisticated eating, jesus fuck


endangered or not it's immensely triggering



or tiggering, haha




no but seriously though it sets me raging a bit

[shiftwork2]

Hmm

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Hmm

the wanker is starving himself and you're just sitting there





we are going to get DONE for this mate



don't you have any ideas?

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

The Very Hungry Caterpillar wouldn't be able to get away with a diet like that.

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The Very Hungry Caterpillar wouldn't be able to get away with a diet like that.

In this climate I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he tried it on.  But it'd bite him on the arse because hungry caterpillars are not an endangered species and nobody is going to get done for letting one starve.

[rue the polywhirl]

Tiger See, Tiger Do. Hence, the solution is someone must dress up as a tiger, go to tea with this here tiger mentioned in the OP and eat whatever selection of foods you want him to eat. A bowl of Frosties or otherwise. Almost certainly, the other tiger will feel a lot more comfortable and start imitating that choice of food along with you and thus you will save the species.

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Thanks for the tip.  I'll see if I know anyone with a spare tiger outfit.

[jenna appleseed]

I heard Fabian claiming he's a tiger on a cd earlier, have you tried asking him (or Lulu)?

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Lulu from the Alban Berg opera?  No I hadn't even thought of involving her, to be honest.  Never crossed my mind.  I'll read through the libretto again after work and remind myself what she's been saying about tigers.

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just checked and the tiger who came to tea is still doing this :(



he is looking distinctly weakened

[rue the polywhirl]

just checked and the tiger who came to tea is still doing this :(



he is looking distinctly weakened

That is simply awful. Time to make an appeal video - Tiger Who Came To Came To Tea McVities Gold Bar Distress Fund. Also have you not tried dressing up as a tiger yet?

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I tried dressing up as a tiger but it didn't help - he didn't recognise me as a comparable species and also isn't prone to peer pressure.  When I started eating different brands of biscuits he just turned his nose to the ceiling and snorted at my absolute lack of class.

[jenna appleseed]

Lulu from the Alban Berg opera?  No I hadn't even thought of involving her, to be honest.  Never crossed my mind.  I'll read through the libretto again after work and remind myself what she's been saying about tigers.

Not not that Lulu, you silly billy, the one who wanted Take That to light her on fire.

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Oh that one.