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Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« on: June 23, 2020, 11:04:16 AM »

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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2020, 11:22:49 AM »
Needs to be redder in the face.

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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2020, 11:26:14 AM »
gorgeous chunky tory

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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2020, 11:27:40 AM »
It would be an interesting experiment.  Show people pictures of a mix of MP's and see if they can guess which ones are Tory. 

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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2020, 11:32:38 AM »
OK, I'll go first - is this a tory?


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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2020, 11:35:28 AM »
Too difficult?  What about this one?


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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2020, 11:49:55 AM »


I've always preferred a classic stinky looking 80s Tory myself

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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2020, 11:51:30 AM »
chunky tory

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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2020, 11:55:31 AM »


He just looks like one of those hosts that stand outside the entrances of restaurants in Covent Garden. Or an usher at a wedding. Or an ordinary middle-aged man.

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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2020, 12:00:14 PM »
Alternatively presenter of a This Is Your Life reboot.  Who's he waiting for there - Parky?  Titchmarsh?  Sheila Hancock?

Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2020, 01:48:19 PM »
He looks like one of those people who take you out for a Land Rover ‘experience’ in a field in Bedfordshire.

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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2020, 01:50:24 PM »
He looks like he gets sweaty and out of breath having an idle wank.

Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2020, 01:50:38 PM »
He just looks like one of those hosts that stand outside the entrances of restaurants in Covent Garden. Or an usher at a wedding. Or an ordinary middle-aged man.

I'm a middle-aged man and so are my friends (apart from the women). We don't look like that.

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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #15 on: June 23, 2020, 02:19:19 PM »
I'm a middle-aged man and so are my friends (apart from the women). We don't look like that.

You're either all ripped with tats or dress tastefully like aging bespectacled indie band members?

Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #16 on: June 23, 2020, 02:30:56 PM »
We're not ripped with tats.

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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #17 on: June 23, 2020, 02:33:52 PM »
We're not ripped with tats.

Ha! My mates come in all shapes and sizes. But I know what you're getting at. It's the nonchalant smirk on his face.

Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #18 on: June 23, 2020, 02:46:27 PM »
Yeah so do mine, and we're not all ageing indie kids. The description did fit me though!


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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #19 on: June 23, 2020, 03:35:09 PM »
He looks like one of those people who take you out for a Land Rover ‘experience’ in a field in Bedfordshire.

A paedophile?

Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #20 on: June 23, 2020, 03:53:22 PM »
This cunt has got it nailed down at a very young age. Look at the sneer.




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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
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I've always preferred a classic stinky looking 80s Tory myself

a cursed image if ever there was one

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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #23 on: June 23, 2020, 05:01:33 PM »
He just looks like one of those hosts that stand outside the entrances of restaurants in Covent Garden. Or an usher at a wedding. Or an ordinary middle-aged man.

There's a kind of fat that comes from beer and pork pies and there's a kind that comes from pate de foie gras and shooting the poor. And he's the latter.

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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #24 on: June 23, 2020, 05:09:03 PM »
He just looks like one of those hosts that stand outside the entrances of restaurants in Covent Garden. Or an usher at a wedding. Or an ordinary middle-aged man.

Yes, a Tory. The stuck in the mid-90s haircut/dye job rubber stamps Tory onto this rubber cunt.

Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #25 on: June 23, 2020, 08:28:44 PM »
This guy's a journalist rather than an MP. Believe it or not, he doesn't actually write for the Daily Worker.


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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #26 on: June 23, 2020, 08:31:36 PM »


Production drawing from a cancelled Blackadder series?

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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #27 on: June 23, 2020, 08:33:49 PM »
They all look like the priapic school bully or their weedy scrotoid familiars who hang on their coat tails trying to be their mates.

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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #28 on: June 23, 2020, 08:44:10 PM »
This guy's a journalist rather than an MP. Believe it or not, he doesn't actually write for the Daily Worker.



He looks like that Northern Ireland correspondent - Dennis somebody.

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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
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