Is it possible to look more Tory than this?

[jobotic]

[Shit Good Nose]

Needs to be redder in the face.

[kittens]

gorgeous chunky tory

[Butchers Blind]

It would be an interesting experiment.  Show people pictures of a mix of MP's and see if they can guess which ones are Tory. 

[Buelligan]

OK, I'll go first - is this a tory?

[Buelligan]

Too difficult?  What about this one?

[Indomitable Spirit]

I've always preferred a classic stinky looking 80s Tory myself

[Utter Shit]

chunky tory

Rejected David Bowie album titles

[Brundle-Fly]

He just looks like one of those hosts that stand outside the entrances of restaurants in Covent Garden. Or an usher at a wedding. Or an ordinary middle-aged man.

[Shit Good Nose]

Alternatively presenter of a This Is Your Life reboot.  Who's he waiting for there - Parky?  Titchmarsh?  Sheila Hancock?

[solidified gruel merchant]

He looks like one of those people who take you out for a Land Rover 'experience' in a field in Bedfordshire.

[Puce Moment]

He looks like he gets sweaty and out of breath having an idle wank.

[jobotic]

He just looks like one of those hosts that stand outside the entrances of restaurants in Covent Garden. Or an usher at a wedding. Or an ordinary middle-aged man.

I'm a middle-aged man and so are my friends (apart from the women). We don't look like that.

[BlodwynPig]

[marquis_de_sad]

[Brundle-Fly]

I'm a middle-aged man and so are my friends (apart from the women). We don't look like that.

You're either all ripped with tats or dress tastefully like aging bespectacled indie band members?

[jobotic]

We're not ripped with tats.

[Brundle-Fly]

We're not ripped with tats.

Ha! My mates come in all shapes and sizes. But I know what you're getting at. It's the nonchalant smirk on his face.

[jobotic]

Yeah so do mine, and we're not all ageing indie kids. The description did fit me though!

[Pingers]

He looks like one of those people who take you out for a Land Rover 'experience' in a field in Bedfordshire.

A paedophile?

[Nice Relaxing Poo]

This cunt has got it nailed down at a very young age. Look at the sneer.




Alan PartridgeTom Pursglove Mp

[Thursday]

This cunt looks pretty Tory to me

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?action=profile

[PlanktonSideburns]

I've always preferred a classic stinky looking 80s Tory myself

a cursed image if ever there was one

[pigamus]

He just looks like one of those hosts that stand outside the entrances of restaurants in Covent Garden. Or an usher at a wedding. Or an ordinary middle-aged man.

There's a kind of fat that comes from beer and pork pies and there's a kind that comes from pate de foie gras and shooting the poor. And he's the latter.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

He just looks like one of those hosts that stand outside the entrances of restaurants in Covent Garden. Or an usher at a wedding. Or an ordinary middle-aged man.

Yes, a Tory. The stuck in the mid-90s haircut/dye job rubber stamps Tory onto this rubber cunt.

[Pavlov`s Dog`s Dad`s Dead]

This guy's a journalist rather than an MP. Believe it or not, he doesn't actually write for the Daily Worker.

[Alberon]

Production drawing from a cancelled Blackadder series?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

They all look like the priapic school bully or their weedy scrotoid familiars who hang on their coat tails trying to be their mates.

[pigamus]

This guy's a journalist rather than an MP. Believe it or not, he doesn't actually write for the Daily Worker.

He looks like that Northern Ireland correspondent - Dennis somebody.

[Wonderful Butternut]