Author Topic: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?  (Read 2553 times)

Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #30 on: June 23, 2020, 10:17:48 PM »
^ I can't tell if he's got a tiny downturned mouth and many heaving rolls of chin, or a big blubbery mouth that's parted in lust at all his rubles.

Either way I was hoping to see his cock when I scrolled down, disappointed.

Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #31 on: June 23, 2020, 11:42:44 PM »

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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #32 on: June 24, 2020, 12:15:25 AM »
The stuck in the mid-90s haircut.

I don’t know who he is but he looks like he’s approaching 50. What contemporary hair style should this MP adopt then? The tapered quiff with shaved sides? A messy blue tinted bob? The buzz cut?


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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #33 on: June 24, 2020, 12:34:12 AM »


Isn't that the bloke who abused Cleo in Hollyoaks?


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« Reply #34 on: June 24, 2020, 09:12:45 AM »

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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #35 on: June 24, 2020, 11:41:56 AM »

Philip Dunne, Minister for Defence Procurement, earlier

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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #36 on: June 24, 2020, 11:59:12 AM »
If only my photoshop skills were good enough to put some massive hands on those enormous bumcheeks...

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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #37 on: June 24, 2020, 12:05:10 PM »
I don’t know who he is but he looks like he’s approaching 50. What contemporary hair style should this MP adopt then? The tapered quiff with shaved sides? A messy blue tinted bob? The buzz cut?

He should end his life, solving the quandary (and curtailing the misery).

Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #38 on: June 24, 2020, 05:40:55 PM »

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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #39 on: June 24, 2020, 06:28:04 PM »
He got a grant for that walk, you know.

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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #41 on: June 25, 2020, 01:25:00 AM »
I present to you two challengers from Australia, where we don't even have toastracks:


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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #42 on: June 25, 2020, 06:16:25 AM »
Both obvious tories and cunts I'm afraid, sport.

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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #43 on: June 25, 2020, 08:36:31 AM »
What is the definitive Tory political look (in terms of facial features). Are there any Tory MPs who don't look like Tory MPs? I can't think of any.

I wish we could do a police photofit and construct our own.


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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #44 on: June 25, 2020, 08:50:13 AM »
I went to watch the last PMQs before the election last year. The most striking thing for me, which is visible on TV but so much starker in the flesh, is how the Labour half of the House appears to be made of people from many different walks of life, dressed and sat in ways that suggest different viewpoints and experiences, and the other side of the House is just rows and rows of the same sneering, identikit Tory cunt.


Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #45 on: June 25, 2020, 08:53:33 AM »
Go to nearly any full council meeting in the South East and you'll see the same

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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #47 on: June 25, 2020, 10:59:44 AM »
Dead, dead eyes.


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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #49 on: June 25, 2020, 11:18:27 AM »
And I think that's Maddie cowering in the tube.

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« Reply #50 on: June 25, 2020, 12:06:12 PM »


The cold, dead eyes of a killer Tory

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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #51 on: June 25, 2020, 12:20:32 PM »
I went to watch the last PMQs before the election last year. The most striking thing for me, which is visible on TV but so much starker in the flesh, is how the Labour half of the House appears to be made of people from many different walks of life, dressed and sat in ways that suggest different viewpoints and experiences, and the other side of the House is just rows and rows of the same sneering, identikit Tory cunt.




The clue is in the name of the party. I do miss Michael Foot's "If William Hartnell was in Pulp" chic.

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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #52 on: June 25, 2020, 12:32:52 PM »
That needs showing




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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #53 on: June 27, 2020, 01:48:44 PM »
And I think that's Maddie cowering in the tube.

I'm also seeing Donnie Trump in a MAGA hat with a shotgun standing in the background.

Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #54 on: June 27, 2020, 02:19:57 PM »
That needs showing


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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #55 on: June 27, 2020, 02:20:24 PM »
That needs showing



Shouldn’t this be in Up the Arse Corner?

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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #56 on: June 27, 2020, 02:25:11 PM »


Let’s not leave out the ladies... a pic of Cameron judging a Tory Ladies Posh Off?

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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #57 on: June 27, 2020, 08:15:50 PM »

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Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #58 on: June 27, 2020, 08:29:29 PM »
Whereas Sargon of Akkad is definitely CEX store manager, that bloke above is evidently assistant manager at PC World*

*duties still involve taking our the rubbish to the bins at the end of shift

Re: Is it possible to look more Tory than this?
« Reply #59 on: June 30, 2020, 09:35:52 AM »
Scotland's next First Minister



Jackson Carlaw, who not only has a face for berating call centre employees but a name like a firm of solicitors.

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