Is it possible to look more Tory than this?

[flotemysost]

^ I can't tell if he's got a tiny downturned mouth and many heaving rolls of chin, or a big blubbery mouth that's parted in lust at all his rubles.

Either way I was hoping to see his cock when I scrolled down, disappointed.

[idunnosomename]

[Brundle-Fly]

The stuck in the mid-90s haircut.

I don't know who he is but he looks like he's approaching 50. What contemporary hair style should this MP adopt then? The tapered quiff with shaved sides? A messy blue tinted bob? The buzz cut?

[Cerys]

Isn't that the bloke who abused Cleo in Hollyoaks?

[Jasha]

[Buelligan]

_{Philip Dunne, Minister for Defence Procurement, earlier}

[Alberon]

If only my photoshop skills were good enough to put some massive hands on those enormous bumcheeks...

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I don't know who he is but he looks like he's approaching 50. What contemporary hair style should this MP adopt then? The tapered quiff with shaved sides? A messy blue tinted bob? The buzz cut?

He should end his life, solving the quandary (and curtailing the misery).

[RenegadeScrew]

[Alberon]

He got a grant for that walk, you know.

[marquis_de_sad]

That's his right wing.

[evilcommiedictator]

I present to you two challengers from Australia, where we don't even have toastracks:

[Buelligan]

Both obvious tories and cunts I'm afraid, sport.

[monkfromhavana]

What is the definitive Tory political look (in terms of facial features). Are there any Tory MPs who don't look like Tory MPs? I can't think of any.

I wish we could do a police photofit and construct our own.

[notjosh]

I went to watch the last PMQs before the election last year. The most striking thing for me, which is visible on TV but so much starker in the flesh, is how the Labour half of the House appears to be made of people from many different walks of life, dressed and sat in ways that suggest different viewpoints and experiences, and the other side of the House is just rows and rows of the same sneering, identikit Tory cunt.

[jobotic]

Go to nearly any full council meeting in the South East and you'll see the same

[Butchers Blind]

https://twitter.com/SSheil/status/1276064611624779776?s=09

[Pink Gregory]

Dead, dead eyes.

[Blumf]

https://twitter.com/SSheil/status/1276064611624779776?s=09

That needs showing

[Butchers Blind]

And I think that's Maddie cowering in the tube.

[DrGreggles]

The cold, dead eyes of a killer Tory

[Brundle-Fly]

I went to watch the last PMQs before the election last year. The most striking thing for me, which is visible on TV but so much starker in the flesh, is how the Labour half of the House appears to be made of people from many different walks of life, dressed and sat in ways that suggest different viewpoints and experiences, and the other side of the House is just rows and rows of the same sneering, identikit Tory cunt.

The clue is in the name of the party. I do miss Michael Foot's "If William Hartnell was in Pulp" chic.

[Dex Sawash]

That needs showing

Wimbkewrong serve of the year

[nero]

And I think that's Maddie cowering in the tube.

I'm also seeing Donnie Trump in a MAGA hat with a shotgun standing in the background.

[idunnosomename]

That needs showing

cold war steve's upped his game

[Tony Tony Tony]

That needs showing

Shouldn't this be in Up the Arse Corner?

[Tony Tony Tony]

Let's not leave out the ladies... a pic of Cameron judging a Tory Ladies Posh Off?

[Johnny Yesno]

That's so Alan B'Stard :-D

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Whereas Sargon of Akkad is definitely CEX store manager, that bloke above is evidently assistant manager at PC World*

*duties still involve taking our the rubbish to the bins at the end of shift

[dissolute ocelot]

Scotland's next First Minister



Jackson Carlaw, who not only has a face for berating call centre employees but a name like a firm of solicitors.