Together at last

[Butchers Blind]

Yeah, we were all waiting for this one.

Marmite & Lynx

Who wouldn't want to walk around all day smelling of yeast extract.

[Consignia]

Who wouldn't want to walk around all day smelling of yeast extract.

To be fair, better than stinking of Lynx Africa.

Australia already have a vegemite Dairy Milk bar, in case you couldn't justify a your hourly stench of yeast extract:

[Pijlstaart]

Surprised they're putting the Marmite in the Lynx, was hoping they'd put the Lynx in the Marmite. It's best when fresh, sucked straight out of a teenage boy's armpit, but a spread is just that much more convenient.

[Buelligan]

I have a natural yeast-extract musk so shan't be purchasing this product, even if they were egalitarian enough to bring out a pink one for the ladies.  They are the loser.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Wes Streeting orders 10

10 what


TEN WHAT MATE

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

SLAWM MARMITE ALL OVER YOUR COCK

I'M SURE NOTHING BAD WILL COME OF THAT

[tao of wub]

SLAWM MARMITE ALL OVER YOUR COCK

You have reminded me of the C4 show, The People's Book of Records, where a man was filmed putting on a pair of trousers with the arse cheeks cut out before smearing marmite on his exposed fleshy buttock globes to induce his dog to lick it off.

I watched this extravaganza on a friends TV.  All I can remember thinking at the time was that the guy had definitely done that before, probably sans arseless trousers.  Dog seemed to be enjoying the marmite so that is something!

Had to search for this to make sure it wasn't fever dream, but it is on wikipedia.

[Buelligan]

This is why it's better all round if no one addresses climate change adequately.

[Ray Travez]

Two years ago, as a reward for my betting activities with them, Paddypower sent me a pair of paddypower boxer shorts for Christmas. They were green with a yellow trim and bore the legend "Paddy's rewards club." The paddy pants were absolutely hideous and a stroke of marketing genius, as many members of facebook betting groups, and presumably other forums, posted pictures of themselves posing with their pants on looking a twat. Superb marketing for the brand; creating something amusingly horrible that would be talked about.

[Buelligan]

Did they smell of Marmite?

[bgmnts]

Do boys over the age of 16 wear Lynx? I feel this is marketed towards older, marmite consumers.

Surely teenagers dont consume much marmite.

[Butchers Blind]

Do boys over the age of 16 wear Lynx? I feel this is marketed towards older, marmite consumers.

Surely teenagers dont consume much marmite.

Maybe they're doing it ironically.

[MojoJojo]

It's a hoax isn't it? They do one about every 10 years. Last time was Marmite Laundry Detergent.

[Consignia]

Going by Twitter, it appears to be real as there are people posting pictures of it in the shops and buying it. It's clearly a marketing stunt, making people buy it just out pure novelty. I doubt there'll be more than one production of this.

[Sherringford Hovis]

Was hoping for peanuts and gum. Sad now.

[Ray Travez]

Did they smell of Marmite?

eventually, yes

[MojoJojo]

Going by Twitter, it appears to be real as there are people posting pictures of it in the shops and buying it. It's clearly a marketing stunt, making people buy it just out pure novelty. I doubt there'll be more than one production of this.

Twitter isn't real, it's just an imaginary place to distract idiots and lunatics. I just tried to order some from tesco and they don't have any so that is all the proof I need.

[Consignia]

Twitter isn't real, it's just an imaginary place to distract idiots and lunatics.

Well, I certainly was distracted.