Help me identify this fake New Order song, you nerds (mp3 inside)

[popcorn]

A friend of mine downloaded this MP3 back in the Napster days, believing it was a New Order song. It isn't, seemingly, and Google and Shazam seem to have no idea what it is.

I reckoned this board would have a better-than-average chance of solving this mystery, so have at it:

edit, fix link: https://voca.ro/kmzqmMqKfRO

[Better Midlands]

I couldn't access that, i needed permission.

[Captain Z]

Access denied. I think you have to click 'allow link sharing' as well as copying the link with Google Drive.

[popcorn]

Oh no, it's my mate's link. Let me reupload it.

[popcorn]

Added a new link to the OP.

[ProvanFan]

My guess is it's from a battle of the bands episode of Renford Rejects.

[Famous Mortimer]

Sounds like a bedroom recording of some sort.