Mark and his drone

[poo]

Loves drones. Loves flying his drone.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Buys several drones and flies himself around.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Fully abides by the 'drone code' and gets very angry about people bringing the hobby into disrepute.

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Has a high-end camera but lacks the imagination to put the camera on the drone.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-bzzz-bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

That's our Mark!

[Fambo Number Mive]

Gets a droner - a drone boner - when he unraps the latest model.

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Doesn't half DRONE ON when he talks with his voice

[Captain Z]

Scoffs at the drone footage from the BBC's latest nature documentary. "Well of course they've gone with the CDV650 for the image stability, but it's nowhere near the speed or agility of the CXV900!"

[petril]

Doesn't half DRONE ON when he talks with his voice

sounds like a bass Nigel Mansell

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racing drivers DO NOT EXIST so never bring their names up here EVER AGAIN



if nigel mansell is the woman who does cooking on telly then fair enough; you may continue with your parable

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backseat droning is what all drones are for by the way

so controlling


you get them packing up your luggage after you have already packed it

stuffing bags all tight, to the point where YOUR OWN STUFF is at risk of being broken under the excess pressure



getting pumped for more library shit and putting all the books in there

squeezing ripped out pages into your toiletry bag



like haha you're gonna have to read all these bits of books i have found




well no i am not going to have those drones piping their backseat steering down my own shirt


i will not have it

[DistressedArea]

He's only gone and crashed it into a satellite!

[Sebastian Cobb]

He accidentally flew it over the wall at the back of Tony Bastard's tea rooms.

'Excuse me, I think I've flown my-'

'I AINT SEEN IT MATE!' replies Tony, stood behind the grill. As the sound of Tyson smashing up something plastic echoes in the background.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Play it safe Paul decommissions the drone in accordance with factory guidance.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

racing drivers DO NOT EXIST so never bring their names up here EVER AGAIN

You what?!

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You what?!

RACING DRIVERS DO NOT EVEN EXIST



SO STOP MENTIONING THEM

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JUST STOP GOING ON ABOUT NIGELLA LOAWSON

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

RACING DRIVERS DO NOT EVEN EXIST

If racing drivers did not exist, it would be necessary to invent them.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Back when I was working for Marconi we'd started work on a prototype of a "Nelson Piquet" that drove racing cars for a living, but we just couldn't get past the fact that racing drivers do not and cannot exist.

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If racing drivers did not exist, it would be necessary to invent them.

what for?!




just keep them well out of imagination there is no point having any concept of them



holding a notion of racing drivers in our minds slows down the development of the human race FACT

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Who do you think drives the cars in the human race?

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"cars"??



what do you mean

[idunnosomename]

Mark uses his drone to have a cheeky peak at some nude ladies

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Mark uses his drone to have a cheeky peak at some nude ladies

They 'pique' his interest and in all the excitement he 'peaks' too early, haha

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Seriously though what is 'cars'?  Is this one of those new internet words?  I'm not 11 years old you realise.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

"Cars" is a song by Gary Numan.

Racecars are something that the bold drive and the sad sleep in.

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I don't have any frame of reference for the words you are using right now.