LET'S FUCK!

[popcorn]

Whoever posts in this thread I WILL FUCK!

[Alberon]

Let's not. It's far too hot.

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[popcorn]

Let's not. It's far too hot.

We're FUCKING NOW!!

[popcorn]

ARRRRGHHHHHH

[popcorn]

OOOORRRGHHHHHHH

[Ferris]

Must we?

[popcorn]

Must we?

we're fucking now Ferris

I'M FUCKING YOU

[Ferris]

I'd be lying if I said the sparks weren't flying.

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Ok well as long as you are wearing the appropriate safety goggles.



I've not got any sparks yet but that's because I drink enough water.

[Tension Knob]

the heat has shrivelled my balls to the size of peas and rendered my penis a flaccid flap of skin.

so no

[petril]

PUT ON YOUR RED SHOES AND FUCK THE BLUES

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the heat has shrivelled my balls to the size of peas and rendered my penis a flaccid flap of skin.

so no

I thought cold was what made them shrivel up.  In the heat they are supposed to unfurl like damp towels over a radiator.  Flange about in the heavy mug.

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PUT ON YOUR RED SHOES AND FUCK THE BLUES

Aunty Delilah's Petty Wank, that dance is called.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Oh, go on, then.

[Bazooka]

don't give me babby again please, it burns.

[spaghetamine]

Hello sir i am here for the fucking please

[Ferris]

Hello sir i am here for the fucking please

That was last week mate, it's all ice cream now.

Would you like a 99?*

_{*this is code for a sex act}

[spaghetamine]

That was last week mate, it's all ice cream now.

Would you like a 99?*

_{*this is code for a sex act}

to be honest i'm furious, popcorn claimed to be running some sort of fucking service and when I actually showed up presenting my tight young hole he was nowhere to be found, I will have a 99 but honestly I'm upset about the whole thing

[Ferris]

to be honest i'm furious, popcorn claimed to be running some sort of fucking service and when I actually showed up presenting my tight young hole he was nowhere to be found, I will have a 99 but honestly I'm upset about the whole thing

>be 2020
>still being disappointed by popcorn

lmao who's fault is that mate

[Ferris]

That said, it's a quid for the 99, an extra 20p if you want a flake, and this is still all code for a specific sex act.

Now, if you'll step this way and put on this robe...

[popcorn]

I'm sorry I got tired

you know I'm always enthusiastic at the start but.

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Hi I am still waiting for confirmation that my fuck training sessions will go ahead.

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That said, it's a quid for the 99, an extra 20p if you want a flake, and this is still all code for a specific sex act.

Now, if you'll step this way and put on this robe...

99 Cones are code for Cornettos now?  Why not cut out the middle man?

[Ferris]

99 Cones are code for Cornettos now?  Why not cut out the middle man?

"Cutting out the middle man" is 2.50 extra (+p&p)

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good grief that is such poor value




i can get a middle man cut out for way less than that

[Ferris]

It's not farmfoods mate, if you don't want the best then it's for the best if you leave.

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I want the best pal, I just don't want the middle man standing there with his ghost cock out and in the open.


Cut out the middle man at low cost and consequently have the rest all brilliant:  that's my motto in full.

[GMTV]

TASTE IT

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Taste The Middle Man