Author Topic: TOASTY  (Read 1629 times)

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

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Re: TOASTY
« Reply #30 on: June 26, 2020, 07:38:23 PM »
oh! Cheese and sweetcorn! the corn is for texture

Fr.Bigley

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Re: TOASTY
« Reply #31 on: June 26, 2020, 07:41:07 PM »
A Scotch pie.

seepage

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« Reply #32 on: June 26, 2020, 08:32:58 PM »
radioactive Kraft Cheese Spread from a jar and value range pâte

lucky bag and candy shrimps

king_tubby

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Re: TOASTY
« Reply #33 on: June 26, 2020, 08:38:08 PM »
Left over takeaway biriyani. A staple of hungover mornings as a student.

Fr.Bigley

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Re: TOASTY
« Reply #34 on: June 26, 2020, 08:53:55 PM »
A big fuck off munchie box.

Barry Admin

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Re: TOASTY
« Reply #35 on: June 26, 2020, 08:54:12 PM »
I'd just like to point out that the correct noun to use in this instance is "toastie".
"Toasty" is merely an adjective.

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Re: TOASTY
« Reply #36 on: June 26, 2020, 10:49:25 PM »
Pre-fry burger and onions. Slap between the bread with a dollop of whatever sauce tickles your fancy. Make sure they've been well drained of oil.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

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Re: TOASTY
« Reply #37 on: June 26, 2020, 11:09:04 PM »
Nobody has even mentioned the humble can of tuna yet, instead you're all trying to outdo each other with these increasingly freakish foodstuffs. Tuna, mayonnaise and a bit of red onion. Stick that up your arse and chew it.

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« Reply #38 on: June 26, 2020, 11:15:52 PM »
A smaller toastie + cheese

Re: TOASTY
« Reply #39 on: June 27, 2020, 01:38:04 AM »
Nobody has even mentioned the humble can of tuna yet, instead you're all trying to outdo each other with these increasingly freakish foodstuffs. Tuna, mayonnaise and a bit of red onion. Stick that up your arse and chew it.

and cheese. Had that today actually. Chewed it in my gob though.

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Re: TOASTY
« Reply #40 on: June 27, 2020, 02:37:06 AM »
Chz toastie made in waffle iron with lots of red pepper flake

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

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Re: TOASTY
« Reply #41 on: June 27, 2020, 02:52:25 AM »
and cheese. Had that today actually. Chewed it in my gob though.

Oddball. Wrong end mate, wrong end.

Gurke and Hare

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Re: TOASTY
« Reply #42 on: June 27, 2020, 11:56:47 AM »

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Re: TOASTY
« Reply #43 on: June 27, 2020, 09:51:30 PM »


Also it gets fucking hot,stab a couple of holes in the toastie, bite the end off then gently blows through it to force steam out.

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Barry Admin

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Re: TOASTY
« Reply #44 on: July 04, 2020, 12:33:01 PM »
Bacon, egg and beans is hard to beat. Just fire the bacon in the oven for 15 minutes. Wee bit of brown sauce on the plate to dip into too, fucking gorgeous. Can't believe I spent the last few years making cheese and ham toasties in the normal oven. They're good but just not the same eh.

Voltan (Man of Steel)

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Re: TOASTY
« Reply #45 on: July 04, 2020, 03:16:22 PM »
Bacon, egg and beans is hard to beat.

Undertones consider... oh forget it.

Gurke and Hare

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Re: TOASTY
« Reply #46 on: July 04, 2020, 04:27:54 PM »
Bacon, egg and beans is hard to beat.

Needs cheese.

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« Reply #47 on: July 04, 2020, 11:51:27 PM »
Eggy bread toasties? With the cheese n beans n bacon?

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Sebastian Cobb

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Re: TOASTY
« Reply #48 on: July 05, 2020, 04:56:14 PM »
I agree there's nothing quite like a toastie done in a dedicated machine like a breville. The american way of using a skillet, the cages pubs have for toasters or panini/george forman type things are all not right.

Blue Jam

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Re: TOASTY
« Reply #49 on: July 05, 2020, 05:54:37 PM »
Ham. Cheese. PINEAPPLE.

Hawaiian toastie. You know you want to.

Sebastian Cobb

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« Reply #50 on: July 05, 2020, 05:57:40 PM »
i most certainly do not.

Cheese and Srirachia is good. Cheese, srirachia and jalepenos is even better.

Blue Jam

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Re: TOASTY
« Reply #51 on: July 05, 2020, 08:06:38 PM »
Cheese and chillies is a good combination, aye.

...but even better when you add both HAM and PINEAPPLE ;)

Get some sort of very spicy barbecue sauce in there too, lovely.

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« Reply #52 on: July 05, 2020, 08:15:40 PM »
Cheese aside as kids we would have Lemon Curd toasties and I seem to remember them being pretty decent.  Keep meaning try them out as an adult.

Gurke and Hare

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Re: TOASTY
« Reply #53 on: July 05, 2020, 11:08:05 PM »
Cheese aside as kids we would have Lemon Curd toasties and I seem to remember them being pretty decent.  Keep meaning try them out as an adult.

Bit of cream cheese with that would be lovely.

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« Reply #54 on: July 05, 2020, 11:28:13 PM »
Nobody has even mentioned the humble can of tuna yet, instead you're all trying to outdo each other with these increasingly freakish foodstuffs. Tuna, mayonnaise and a bit of red onion. Stick that up your arse and chew it.

I've always added cheese to toasties by default but the other day I made one with just tuna, mayo, added a bit of chopped leek (fried for a few minutes beforehand), and lots of black pepper. Heavenly.

alan nagsworth

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Re: TOASTY
« Reply #55 on: Yesterday at 09:40:55 AM »
Cheese and Branston pickle. It’s like chutney except it’s not eaten by cunts who wear cravats and drive Aston Martin convertibles.

No I do not have a chip in my shoulder, that’s a bit of pickle that oozed out the back of the toastie when I took a bite whilst craning my neck to shout “cunt” at a bloke in an Aston Martin.

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