Gonna try and get Thomas and Timothy to have a fight

[Huxleys Babkins]

Here, Thomas, mate. I just heard Timothy telling everyone in the Technology subforum that your mum stinks of old milk. What are you going to do about that, eh?

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haha yeah




thomas so i hear you and timothy had a bit of a tiff, at least that's what timothy was saying


he thinks you're a bit of a "dick" - not sure what that means, his word not mine

[Ferris]

I'm livid about this.

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I'm livid about this.

no you aren't it's good

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

And then Timothy was all like, "Thomas is scared of me, he's a big chicken." And he started doing an impersonation of you being a chicken, and everyone in the world saw it!

[PlanktonSideburns]

AOOOP HERE WE GO


FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

[PlanktonSideburns]

OH GOD, TIMOTHY, THAT'S ENOUGH

GET OFF HIM


OH GOD SOMEBODY GET HIM OFF

OH MY GOD IS THOMAS OK?!

HIS FACE

come on Thomas

Keep your eyes open, don't fall a sleep

DON'T JUST FUCKING STAND THERE POPCORN CALL AN AMBULANCE!

stay with me Thomas, you gotta

[PlanktonSideburns]

HE'S NOT BREATHING




WHERE THE FUCKING HAS TIMOTHY GOT TO?!

FERRIS YOU KNOW FIRST AID, HELP ME OUT HERE

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Tim and Tom, Tom and Tim
What are clothes if they aren't him
But them on, then in the bin
Tim and Tom and Tom plus Tim

[PlanktonSideburns]

REPLIES - THAT'S NOT HELPING! PHONE THE POLICE, AND KEEP AN EYE FOR TIMOTHY.

he's probably coming back to tie up the loose ends

FERRIS barricade the doors

It's going to be a long night

[Ferris]

I... I didn't see anything.

It's not.. there's.. there's nothing that happened.

Just a... just a blur.

[Ferris]

...oh Christ. Oh no.

Ok, we have to swear right now that we didn't see this, right? There was nothing we could have done.

Let's just.. let's all calm down oh god oh god

[PlanktonSideburns]

Yea thats probably for the best ferris

I mean we can't un-scramble Thomas's face by incriminating ourselves really can we?
I mean even if the pulls through, what kind of..... -

Look.

Let's have a vote:

Everyone in favour of putting Thomas in the canal, raise your hand

[Ferris]

He should go in the canal. We deserve to live our lives again and we can't bring him back.

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I say just leave him there.  After all it's all Timothy's fault, right?

[PlanktonSideburns]

sorry, i fell asleep

whats happening now?

[Huxleys Babkins]

*peeks into thread*

*runs*

[Bazooka]

I can't smell any shed blood, let alone any boiling piss, someone needs to throw a punch or a nut soon.

[Ferris]

I could tell a knob gag? Break the ice, like?

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who should we get fighting together next