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If you could punch a celebrity in the face, who would it be and why?

Started by Fr.Bigley, June 26, 2020, 06:47:36 PM

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Fr.Bigley



Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

Someone super-litigious who obsessively googles themselves, thus ensuring a nice lawsuit and the board being TOSsed.



I find Jeremy Vine extremely punchable. The beige centrists beige centrist. Lycra-donning Beeb-a-tron. The only flicker of emotion ever expressed being the momentary look of panic in his eyes at the thought of non-scripted human interaction when a guest he's interviewing goes off topic.

Jockice

Neil Hannon. For being a smug little tit and the only famous person who when I see him on TV (or even a still picture) think: "I really want to hit him." Smug little tit.




Wonderful Butternut

Chris Evans.

I know he hasn't really done anything henious, but look at him:



Sooooo punchable.


SpiderChrist



Noodle Lizard

Eddie Redmayne. No particular reason I can intellectualise, I just find my fist involuntarily clenching sometimes when I see him on TV. Need to get it out of my system.