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Let's harm others

Started by popcorn, June 27, 2020, 09:45:16 PM

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popcorn

Let's use this thread to organise physical attacks on others.

Bazooka

About time, someone said what everyone was thinking. I'm into causing huge bruises around the armpit area, preferably using frozen crustaceans.

pancreas

I would like to drop an iron on an enemy from a second floor window. Anyone have any tips?

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: pancreas on June 27, 2020, 10:23:20 PM
I would like to drop an iron on an enemy from a second floor window. Anyone have any tips?

You don't have the necessary equipment - or minerals

rack and peanut

I'd like to punt a twat in the humerus.

pancreas

Would anyone fancy harming me? And if so, how would you go about it?

popcorn

Quote from: pancreas on June 27, 2020, 10:54:06 PM
Would anyone fancy harming me? And if so, how would you go about it?

First I'd smother you in punishing blows. Then I'd wail on your legs.

pancreas

Quote from: popcorn on June 27, 2020, 10:57:25 PM
First I'd smother you in punishing blows. Then I'd wail on your legs.

Go on.

popcorn


pancreas


popcorn

There I think that's enough.

Gregory Torso

Quote from: popcorn on June 27, 2020, 09:45:16 PM
Let's use this thread to organise physical attacks on others.

I plan to smother you with love.

chveik

read that as 'let's ham others'

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

oh i see this is one of those pansy-ass threads where we TALK a big game about harming others but are too chickenshit to name names and thus leave Neil vulnerable to prosecution. WELL, I'm not afraid. I'm going to [Removed - BAdmin].

pancreas

[The next person to do this will be permabanned - BAdmin]

rack and peanut

Pff, let's see some permaharm

rue the polywhirl

I hope you guys are watching. I wouldn't even harm this fly. That's how you'll know how great I am.

rack and peanut

Fly might harm you though, fly might be posting in this thread