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Twitch Thots Task Tugger's Twanger
« on: June 27, 2020, 11:45:14 PM »
https://nypost.com/2020/06/25/sex-addict-claims-hot-female-gamers-caused-him-to-injure-penis/
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Sex addict claims hot female gamers caused him to injure his penis
A California sex addict is suing the video streaming platform Twitch for $25 million after claiming that the site’s overabundance of “scantily clad gamers” have caused him to injure his penis, according to the lawsuit.

In the legal document filed at a Santa Clara County court on June 15, San Francisco’s Erik Estavillo claimed that the Amazon subsidiary had “subjected him to overly suggestive and sexual content from various female streamers.”

To cure the “Twitch” in his pants, the self-proclaimed sex addict reportedly resorted to using a Fleshlight to masturbate while watching the salacious gamers, which resulted in him “chaffing” his penis every day.
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In response to The Post’s request for comment on the allegations, a Twitch spokesperson simply stated, “These claims are frivolous and have absolutely no merit.”

I expect most of us have experienced similar problems watching Songs of Praise.

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« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2020, 11:57:58 PM »
if this had any traction porn sites would have shuttered up long ago.

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« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2020, 09:20:32 AM »
That's CAB fucked. Best lawyer up there.

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« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2020, 09:23:06 AM »
25 million dollars, seems reasonable doesn't it.

I think people like this should be thrown away by society.

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« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2020, 09:36:28 AM »
He's got some brassneck I'll give him that.

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« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2020, 09:39:22 AM »
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Estavillo alleges in the transcript he even once ejaculated on his PC monitor, which caused his gaming system to short-circuit and resulted in a fire that temporarily caused his apartment to black out.

I know for a FACT that ejaculating on a PC monitor does NOT cause electrical fires.

Re: Twitch Thots Task Tugger's Twanger
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2020, 09:50:32 AM »
Speak for your own spunk, Estavillo is shooting thick ropes.

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« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2020, 10:04:06 AM »
Speak for your own spunk, Estavillo is shooting thick ropes.

Not with the amount he's spaffing out.  I'd would say it's the consistency of skimmed milk.

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« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2020, 10:05:39 AM »
If he's such a sex addict whys he wanking off over gamers on Twitch? Not even looking at porn the sad act.

Re: Twitch Thots Task Tugger's Twanger
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2020, 10:57:15 AM »
Even frivolous lawsuits can have a sting to them. When I co-founded Women's Bum Videos UK, I had but a simple dream, an annotated archive of Women's Bum Videos of historical note preserved for future generations. I had elected myself curator and sported a Women's Bum bowtie, gatekeeper to those hallowed halls, but I swiftly became drunk on power, and indeed there were no Women's Bum Videos interred to Women's Bum Videos UK, none had sufficiently impacted our society and none merited inclusion. Women's Bum Videos UK was instead filled with hateful screeds questioning the very worth of Women's Bum Videos, and after 6 months, as a result of poor footfall, we closed our brick-and-mortar premises to became an online-only organisation. I made enemies, powerful enemies, who believed their Women's Bum Videos deserved inclusion in my sordid catalogue, and when I refused them, they had the lawman shut me down.

I imagine something similar will happen to Twitch in time, for all things must end, and perchance they will find me on the far side of the hill and sit with me awhile before the beauteous sunset and find comfort there.

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« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2020, 11:28:50 AM »
If he's such a sex addict whys he wanking off over gamers on Twitch? Not even looking at porn the sad act.

Don't tell him that, he'll rub his entire epidermis off!

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« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2020, 11:35:59 AM »
Reminds me of that kid who wanked himself to death, 42 times in one day.

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« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2020, 12:35:59 PM »
He's a serial frivolous suer apprently. Sued lots of big companies for no reason and never won, just for the attention.

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« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2020, 12:54:15 PM »
He's a serial frivolous suer apprently. Sued lots of big companies for no reason and never won, just for the attention.

Probably gets off on it.  More wanking.

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« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2020, 04:31:19 PM »
He's a serial frivolous suer apprently. Sued lots of big companies for no reason and never won, just for the attention.

I wonder how much money it costs him. Not quite sure how the US legal system works.

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« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2020, 08:01:51 PM »
Reminds me of that kid who wanked himself to death, 42 times in one day.

Fucking hell, that’s barbaric! Why did they keep reviving him?!

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« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2020, 08:09:12 PM »
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To cure the “Twitch” in his pants, the self-proclaimed sex addict reportedly resorted to using a Fleshlight to masturbate while watching the salacious gamers, which resulted in him “chaffing” his penis every day.

I understand how "twitch" is a pun in this context but why have they put "chaffing" in inverted commas as well?


Glad that he did it every day though.

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« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2020, 08:11:10 PM »
Reminds me of that kid who wanked himself to death, 42 times in one day.

Zammo wasn't it?


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Re: Twitch Thots Task Tugger's Twanger
« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2020, 08:18:02 AM »
When the fuck did 'chafing' become 'chaffing'? This is more infuriating even than Jif/Cif.

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« Reply #19 on: June 30, 2020, 09:34:53 AM »
"Sex addict" is bollocks, isn't it? Creep, more like.

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« Reply #20 on: June 30, 2020, 09:44:22 AM »
Ooyah. Felshlight degloving injury.

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