Author Topic: Our Prime Minister is very healthy  (Read 3625 times)

Jockice

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Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #30 on: June 28, 2020, 11:50:31 AM »
The only time I want to see that cunt do press-ups is in the one hour he's allowed out of his cell to exercise.

New page puke up more like.

imitationleather

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Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #31 on: June 28, 2020, 11:51:12 AM »
I don't care who you are or what your job is, having a big Union Jack up indoors is always appalling interior design.

Buelligan

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« Reply #32 on: June 28, 2020, 12:11:21 PM »
It's uncouth, isn't it?

Laughably, a still photograph of fitness-proving press-ups.  Christ.

And he's not fucking fit, jesuschrist, you just have to look at the man, soft as an embolism slipping up a tube, a big man, in bad shape.  Very bad shape.  Fooling absolutely no fucker.

Here's another ludicrous liar -  I'd love to have these delivered to my boot-camp, I'd grind them into the dust.


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Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #33 on: June 28, 2020, 12:15:13 PM »

Butchers Blind

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Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #34 on: June 28, 2020, 12:26:00 PM »
Politics is just mad shit now, isn't it? 

Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #35 on: June 28, 2020, 12:29:13 PM »


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8466783/Boris-pledges-billions-Britain-booming-says-bounce-forward-huge-revival-plan.html

Malta? UAE? Malaysia? Where do I run away to? I'm sick of this shit.

There is a man that has never done a press-up in his life. His arms are in an odd position for a start. His elbows should be more level with his shoulders, ironically making it harder for himself

Danger Man

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Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #36 on: June 28, 2020, 12:34:06 PM »
Cor, what I wouldn't give to be underneath that, would love to be the new Carrie, having lumpen heart-attack trysts on the downing street floor.

Some lucky intern'll be Laura Kuenssburg is living that dream right now.

Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #37 on: June 28, 2020, 12:59:51 PM »
He would crush her like a bug

Butchers Blind

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Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #38 on: June 28, 2020, 01:03:14 PM »
I like how he has to do one push-up to prove he has some level of fitness because no-one believes a fucking word he says.

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

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Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #39 on: June 28, 2020, 01:31:25 PM »
Boris Johnson - no ass
Donald Trump - huge ass

damn it CaB you're making me google pictures of other world leaders to see whether or not they have asses

does Michéal Martin have an ass? results inconclusive

Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #40 on: June 28, 2020, 01:50:21 PM »
justin trudeau - no ass

i suspect the prime minister of new zealand has a nice bottom but cannot confirm

Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #41 on: June 28, 2020, 02:21:58 PM »
« Last Edit: June 28, 2020, 02:35:23 PM by Mr Farenheit »

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Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #42 on: June 28, 2020, 03:10:30 PM »
Needs dog

Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #43 on: June 28, 2020, 03:44:21 PM »


Couldn't find a Kunnsberg doll so had to do with a Beth Rigby one


BlodwynPig

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Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #45 on: June 28, 2020, 05:54:45 PM »
works so well

Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #46 on: June 28, 2020, 06:10:22 PM »
That’s superb.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #47 on: June 28, 2020, 06:11:58 PM »
is it vomit or spunk....or more likely a mixture of the two?

Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #48 on: June 28, 2020, 06:23:45 PM »
Also made me think of garmonbozia. Can fully believe Boris is a filthy weak puppet for Bob.

Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #49 on: June 28, 2020, 06:38:22 PM »
At least he has that key feature of looking Prime Ministerial down to a tee.

Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #50 on: June 28, 2020, 06:46:56 PM »

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

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Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #51 on: June 28, 2020, 08:52:21 PM »


nEvEr 4gEt

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

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Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #52 on: June 28, 2020, 09:19:51 PM »


Bit Safeway Cold War Steve this one.

GoblinAhFuckScary

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Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #53 on: June 28, 2020, 09:30:06 PM »

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Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #58 on: June 29, 2020, 12:48:32 PM »


I love hedges' likes. Shows how to run a real parody account, unlike andrew doyle's shit efforts


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