Author Topic: Our Prime Minister is very healthy  (Read 3985 times)


Sebastian Cobb

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Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #61 on: June 29, 2020, 01:35:34 PM »
Fucking lol. Boris is perfect there.

Butchers Blind

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Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #62 on: June 29, 2020, 02:10:12 PM »

Sebastian Cobb

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Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #63 on: June 29, 2020, 03:37:03 PM »

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Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #64 on: June 29, 2020, 05:26:37 PM »
Britain's push-up champion is in town tomorrow to give a speech or something, I don't know. Trying to ascertain where this is taking place so I can challenge him to an arm wrestle.

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Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #65 on: June 29, 2020, 05:59:07 PM »
A new challenger has entered the arena.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ESTheLondoner/status/1277548575631835136

He can't even pull his trousers up himself.

Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #66 on: June 29, 2020, 06:05:34 PM »
They're literally just seeing how much more blatant lying they can get away with now, aren't they?


Butchers Blind

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Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #68 on: June 29, 2020, 07:56:22 PM »
A new challenger has entered the arena.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ESTheLondoner/status/1277548575631835136

That's shit, anyone can do 50 a day.  Take away maybe 8 hours for sleeping you're looking at just over 3 push ups an hour.

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

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Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #69 on: June 29, 2020, 09:34:44 PM »
According to my trainer, pushups are worthless. How many squats can these assholes do.

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

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Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #70 on: June 29, 2020, 09:41:11 PM »
According to my trainer, pushups are worthless. How many squats can these assholes do.

Why are you speaking to your shoes, you sicko.

Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #71 on: June 29, 2020, 09:52:47 PM »
That's shit, anyone can do 50 a day.  Take away maybe 8 hours for sleeping you're looking at just over 3 push ups an hour.

That's fitness fascism, right there. Some of us can't even do one a day. I suppose you'd have us off to the ovens.

Sebastian Cobb

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Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #72 on: June 29, 2020, 10:04:37 PM »
I reckon Starmer could beat Boris to 50 press-ups even with his new mate Farage sat on his back.

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

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Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #73 on: June 29, 2020, 10:23:59 PM »
no seriously, fuck press-ups. Let's see ten squat and press over the head. BoJo can use one of those books he's definitely read as a weight. Proper squats, ass to the grass.

Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #74 on: June 29, 2020, 10:31:55 PM »
Press-ups are harder than squats surely. Or at least as difficult. Let's see the pasty meat bulb do a pull-up.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #75 on: June 29, 2020, 10:46:55 PM »
Press-ups are harder than squats surely. Or at least as difficult. Let's see the pasty meat bulb do a pull-up.

let's see him do a push-up.

actually, let's see him take charge of Government and serve the people, that might be what we should be focusing on and not these childish distractions

Zetetic

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Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #76 on: June 29, 2020, 11:11:30 PM »
Let's see him go another round with COVID-19.

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Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #77 on: June 30, 2020, 01:24:08 AM »
Let's see him go another round with COVID-19.


Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #78 on: June 30, 2020, 02:36:50 AM »
Putin must be shaking in his boots.

Buelligan

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Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #79 on: June 30, 2020, 07:21:10 AM »
Remember that time when Cummings said he didn't run something, something pretty important, past the PM because the PM's time was so valuable?

Yep.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #80 on: June 30, 2020, 07:31:45 AM »
is he dead?

Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #81 on: June 30, 2020, 07:40:20 AM »
According to my trainer, pushups are worthless. How many squats can these assholes do.

Worthless for what? They strengthen the arms. Squats do the same for the legs. They are about as worthy or worthless as each other surely

Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #82 on: June 30, 2020, 08:49:42 AM »
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Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

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Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #83 on: July 02, 2020, 01:17:43 AM »
Worthless for what? They strengthen the arms.
Apparently there's better exercises. He still makes us do them.

Sebastian Cobb

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Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #84 on: July 02, 2020, 01:30:25 AM »


it was this or that scruff corbyn

Voltan (Man of Steel)

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Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #85 on: July 02, 2020, 02:38:55 PM »
Apparently there's better exercises.

E.g. the bench press - favourite of egotists and bell-ends the world over.

Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #86 on: July 02, 2020, 03:05:38 PM »
Apparently there's better exercises. He still makes us do them.

Doesn't that depend what you are trying to do? And that still doesn't make it worthless


Voltan (Man of Steel)

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Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #87 on: July 02, 2020, 03:24:31 PM »
True. Performed correctly, the press up is a very good exercise, hitting the chest, shoulders and triceps, but because it’s “only” a bodyweight exercise it’s not seen by alpha Garys as a worthwhile movement (no heavy, clanging weights you can drop to attract attention). The only real downside is that as you get stronger you have to do loads of reps to reap the benefits. The same (even more so) goes for chins/pull-ups.

Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #88 on: July 02, 2020, 03:26:27 PM »
E.g. the bench press - favourite of egotists and bell-ends the world over.

I''d opt to be a bell-end then, opposed to some narrow minded fool making lazy generalisations about all people who might choose to life weights in this fashion.

Voltan (Man of Steel)

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Re: Our Prime Minister is very healthy
« Reply #89 on: July 02, 2020, 03:35:20 PM »
I’m not calling everyone who bench presses a bell-end - it was (and still is) a favourite of mine and my ego won’t allow me to admit I can’t lift now what I could lift twenty years ago (but it doesn’t stop me from trying). And come on, if you’ve spent any time in commercial gyms you must have seen the types who spend all their time bench pressing and curling while the squat racks and deadlift platforms are empty.

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